Benchwarmer Bacon also has a nice ring to it. Yesterday a couple of people commented on the Incredible Missing Gil and up pops the devil today. More proof that the writers read these things.
Looks like he’s holding a volleyball in P1. Good to see Gil finally decided to start coaching the team, I hope BStatWhiz has loaded up on towels for Kaz this game.
Back in my day, we didn’t have fancy basketball names like “Swaggy P” and “Max Bacon”. If we wanted Max Bacon, we went out to the pen and took a bite out of a live pig! Later in the day, after profuse vomiting we’d say, Oooh, maybe I shouldn’t have taken a bite out of a live pig because now my tummy hurts and I have diarrhea with little worms in it"! But we didn’t complain! That’s the way it was and we liked it! We loved it!
This is what I was talking about yesterday. Our coach would have physically grabbed us and ‘let us hold it’ for something that stupid. Of course in “PC World” today they can’t do that.
Bitsy, well done!P2- Gil sporting the Rex Morgan look as he does periodically. Since when does Gil give a damn to wear a suit to a game?P3- hand check, Bacon..got beat in transition, trying to make up for it and lost
….good stuff, Ellis, but you forgot to mention the epic screwing that Lou Henson and Illinois got at Rupp arena during the quarterfinals that year…it still burns, brother, still burns
bitsy twill almost 10 years ago
Well that explains Gil’s recent absence…he’s been off getting a nose job.
TheBrownStarfish almost 10 years ago
Benchwarmer Bacon also has a nice ring to it. Yesterday a couple of people commented on the Incredible Missing Gil and up pops the devil today. More proof that the writers read these things.
kdizzle almost 10 years ago
Looks like he’s holding a volleyball in P1. Good to see Gil finally decided to start coaching the team, I hope BStatWhiz has loaded up on towels for Kaz this game.
Ravenswing almost 10 years ago
… because Gil suddenly has decided that his players can’t talk to the press?
doublepaw almost 10 years ago
Gil is trying to regain control of the team? By muzzling them?
thejudge almost 10 years ago
Gil is a total dick.
bearwku82 almost 10 years ago
The Baconator is primed for a high pick that will knock the meat off his bones.
chujusmith almost 10 years ago
Make fun of him all you want, but that Gil Thorp is a sharp dresser. Doesn’t matter what decade it is.
guidi82 almost 10 years ago
Back in my day, we didn’t have fancy basketball names like “Swaggy P” and “Max Bacon”. If we wanted Max Bacon, we went out to the pen and took a bite out of a live pig! Later in the day, after profuse vomiting we’d say, Oooh, maybe I shouldn’t have taken a bite out of a live pig because now my tummy hurts and I have diarrhea with little worms in it"! But we didn’t complain! That’s the way it was and we liked it! We loved it!
BikeMike almost 10 years ago
Back in the day Max would be branded with the paddle!
miffedmax almost 10 years ago
The beachball is back in Panel 3. In P2, #2, Marty’s nephew Blue Moon, attempts to touch his nose to prove he is sober enough to play.
tcar-1 almost 10 years ago
This is what I was talking about yesterday. Our coach would have physically grabbed us and ‘let us hold it’ for something that stupid. Of course in “PC World” today they can’t do that.
twainreader almost 10 years ago
P-3 …his hands full. “Ooh, what big muscles you have. The better to slam dunk your cracker $%^”
chiphilton almost 10 years ago
In P1, what are the Milford and Jefferson player laughing about? What’s with the fraternizing?
cuttersjock almost 10 years ago
Bitsy, well done!P2- Gil sporting the Rex Morgan look as he does periodically. Since when does Gil give a damn to wear a suit to a game?P3- hand check, Bacon..got beat in transition, trying to make up for it and lost
wmac8898 almost 10 years ago
Max Bacon should have told Gil that he was only doing what Coach Bob told him to do.
seniorscrub almost 10 years ago
…..last thing I remember I was sitting in The Bucket & then the lights went out and now 4 years have passed and this strip is still not very good…..
cuttersjock almost 10 years ago
….good stuff, Ellis, but you forgot to mention the epic screwing that Lou Henson and Illinois got at Rupp arena during the quarterfinals that year…it still burns, brother, still burns
Mopman almost 10 years ago
Back in town and the last 3 strips have been MUTified.