Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 02, 2015

To anyone of you who think you can top Wiley today – You’re wrong.

Does Punxsutawney Phil support climate change, or does he prove it?

You were expecting tofurkey maybe?

They do, but most of them try not thinking about it in that way.

My hot dogs are beef.

See Foxtrot today, the strips are from years ago. Same joke.

I put some ground hog in the last chili I made. A mild Italian ground hog.

Hey, is that real ground in them there sausages?

Guaranteed less than 5% rodent-feces and insect-parts! Yum!

ground zero, n.phr. Finely-chopped Japanese fighter plane.

In PA, groundhogs, AKA woodchucks or whistle pigs, are considered game animals. At one point I decided to cook one up for a dinner, but was repulsed by the texture and greasiness of the meat. Pork, it ain’t.

we will never know, what lurks, in dem sausages.

Honestly, I have never considered eating groundhog. I don’t like squirrel or rabbit so groundhog does not sound appetizing. However, a quick Google search came up with pages and pages of recipes on how to cook groundhog. Here’s one of them:

. Country-Style Groundhog:

Ingredients:1. 7 individual groundhogs2. ½ cup flour3. ¼ tsp. salt4. ¼ tsp. pepper5. ¼ tsp. soda6. ¼ c. cooking oil7. ½ tsp. sugar

Instructions:Prepare groundhog by removing the small sacs in the back and under the forearm. Soak groundhog overnight in salted water. This will help remove the gamey flavor. Combine flour, salt, pepper, and soda; use as a rub on the groundhog. Brown the groundhog in hot oil in the skillet, and sprinkle with sugar. Reduce heat, add 1 ½ cup water. Cover, simmer for about 30 minutes or until tender. Remove cover; let cook for an additional 10 minutes.

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This could take a while…

So far, this is the 3rd comic in my lineup with this gag. Great minds…

There is not much meat on ‘ground hogs’

So I’m not the only one who thinks that way. I already got a pound of sausage and some biscuits for my ground hog day celebration.

The other white meat!

albeit a weak one

That was Great!

Why does the movie “Soilent Green” pop into my head after your conversation?

No Silly not ground hog sausages. This was the swimming pool scene from the movie ground hog day when Bill Murray removed a snickers bar in the pool after some one yelled “Doodie!” Everyone was grossed out thinking he ate a poo poo.

This goes with the “Street Gambling” of a while back, as in what is inside the sausages?

I wonder where he gets the groundhogs.

Funny!

LOL!!!!

In case anyone cares, Phil saw his shadow. Six more weeks of misery…

Abbatoir sweepings…..

Same joke as today’s Foxtrot.

I’ll have the 100% beef sausage, please.

Care for a bite, Mr. Mayor?

Groundhog ground hog all tastes the same :-D

More like ground dog.