Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 09, 2015

“Actually, Max, I didn’t —

“Because I couldn’t sit still long enough to keep my mind on it.”

“… and if you ask me for drugs one more time, I’m going to rat you out to the coach. … Maybe I will anyway.”

All I’m thinking about is whether I should tell my assistant coach Gil and towel boy Kaz about this before I cut you from the team.

P4 Max: “Hey dude, say it don’t spray it”jk – I know it’s EES.

Wonder how wide and deep Bobby’s new one is going to be ripped for not ratting Max Idiot out.

Maybe the drugs are causing Bobby to shrink in P3. He and Max were the same size when they were walking from the bus last week.

Your job is simple Max. Feed Malik McCall and keep your man in front of you on defense. Can you focus on that?

Hey, wait a minute. “No Means No.” I think I’ve heard that somewhere before.

In all reality , Max I’m a Jr Narc and I think I’ m wearing a wire so why don’t we talk about what the lunch room is serving today .

You know, this story is so boring it’s getting harder and harder to come up with a daily Mopped Up Thorp.

Question. When you wear glasses how does the debris from the EES get through the lens without destroying the lens?

I wonder if the teeny tiny teardrop tattoo below his right eye is part of Max’s brand.

In panel one Max looks like William Katt did in ‘THE GREATEST AMERICAN HERO’.

So why did Rubin and Whigham suddenly switch to the minimalist look in P3?

Maybe Max is getting growth hormones from a kid at St. Fabes

Yeah, but does anyone know what the “M” stands for in Steven M. Luhm?

On the old “Dobie Gillis” TV show, the beatnik character Maynard G. Krebs used to say that the “G” stands for Walter.

Don’t forget to come back tomorrow and see if this plot advances at all!

Don’t want to send up any alarms but “CJ” has now been missing since 2/4/15. We can only hope that ‘JPW’ has not caught him unawares somewhere and did something to him.