Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 16, 2015

That is one big pinky finger on the Goshen girl.Her hand looks like that thing that covers Dr. Zoidberg’s mouth in Futurama.

Towel Boy, you’re an idiot.

Coaching career limiting move there BSpeedWhiz.

Well, let’s hope he slips Max Achin’ a placebo. (Given Max’s level of intelligence, I bet it’s a giant honking thing the size of a thumbnail, with ADDUHRAL printed on it in shiny miniature gold letters.)

And hey — if I’m going to set up a Great Big Secret, I’m not going to talk about it on the DAMN SCHOOL BUS.

if towel boy has half a brain he’ll give him a placebo. Self-delusion will do the rest . . . kind of like in every story line.

I know what’s up now. Bacon Breath is an undercover detective trying to take down Bobby the Adderall dealer.

Someone needs to drug test the girls’ team for HGH. They have bigger guns than the boys do.

Hope Bobby hooks The Stooge up with X-Lax!Al Roker

Max is so happy his mouth has returned to it’s Joker-esque proportions.

I wonder if Bobby can convince Max his Flintstone chewables are Adderall…

BStatwhiiz to Bacon: " Okay but let me warn you of the side effects. They will put hair on your chest like I have in panel one. Growing the Chines style chin hair is up to you."

In all reality , meanwhile at the girls game in P 3 Wendy Wiley turns to face the sparse crowd and begins an X Rated dance routine that will shock everyone viewing it. An internet sensation .

P3- Mimi’s Amazons look pipsqueekish compared to the Goshen Giant.

P-3 That’s Mary Land. You know, Land o’ Goshen

Placebo switcheroo ploy in the works…

bummer

Not only are the stands virtually empty in P3, but even the player with the blond ponytail seems to have lost interest in the game.

As sort of a follow up to my last comment here in NC the HS regular season ended last week and conference tournaments are starting.

In allreality , Bartman has been unfairly blamed all these years for the Cub players choking and losing that game just like Don Young was blamed for the 69 Cubs choke .

Great, I came for my MUT fix and now Mopman is missing too!

Now Sammy Sosa, that’s a guy who knew his PED’s Ellisburkes.

In all reality , is Mop really missing or just working overtime polishing the gym floor for Valley Conference gym floor shine playdowns ?

Hey, is it still Monday? Yes, not technically late! Sorry, I started on this at 7am but fell asleep every time I reread the storyline to try to get some inspiration. Here is the MUT Masterpiece you’ve all been so (im)patiently waiting for!

I predict placebo and lesson learned. He’ll have a great game and at the end he’ll tell the Baconator- “It was aspirin, you don’t need drugs to perform well. It’s how hard you work and how much heart you have.” I’m already getting misty-eyed thinking about it.