Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 02, 2015
March 01, 2015
March 03, 2015
Transcript:
Bernice: "Your bom sed you're doi'g an ard projek"
Luann: "Yeah. Do you have a cold?"
Bernice: "No. I bet by boomate, Dez"
Luann: "Oh! And, what, you're allergic to her?"
“What You Don’t Nose…”“Boogie Nights…And Days”“A Histamine Thing To Say”“The 26.2 Mile Nose”“Bumper To Bumper In The Tunnels”“Nostril To Meet You”“Phlegm-boyant”""No Thanks, I’m Stuffed!"“The Sniffle Monty”“You Blew It!”“Fuming At Perfume”“The Big Sneezy”“Scratchy And Sniff”or…“A Kleenex Getaway”
“What You Don’t Nose…”“Boogie Nights…And Days”“A Histamine Thing To Say”“The 26.2 Mile Nose”“Bumper To Bumper In The Tunnels”“Nostril To Meet You”“Phlegm-boyant”""No Thanks, I’m Stuffed!"“The Sniffle Monty”“You Blew It!”“Fuming At Perfume”“The Big Sneezy”“Scratchy And Sniff”or…“A Kleenex Getaway”
Yeah, “incense”. Sure, that’s it. Those bags of “incense” that keep getting delivered to the dorm room. Did Bernice come over to Luann’s house because she has the munchies?
I will be soon be going to my 65th reunion and am STILL in touch with some..on a regular basis. The only way I gave up on friends, was when they died!!
As someone who is allergic to perfumes I can tell you that most people qualify as horrible under the definition you give. People tend not to believe you and resent your attempt to take away their smelly stuff.
I’m happy to be back on line, after Duke Energy was offline all night last night here in our part of Central Florida (for no apparent good reason; we had no wind, no rain and, for a change, no car accidents. Duke’s recorded message said it was due to ‘transmission lines’ . Apparently, all the money we were assessed in advance for a nuclear power plant that won’t be built wasn’t enough to repair a few older lines.)-As someone with allergies, I have to be concerned if I’m still sniffling a few hours after exposure to a substance that causes a reaction. Instead of visiting Luann, Bernice might want to visit an allergist. Reactions don’t always just ‘go away’ on their own. In fact, the very clothes she’s wearing may be contaminated with the substance and she should throw the into a washing machine.-Happy to learn about the anniversary of this comic, too. Maybe I should look for some Central Florida fans who might want to celebrate that way Brdshtt is going to. Anyone out there in Central Florida planning a feast?
Incense allergies should be the least of someone’s problems. She should be more assertive, and count her blessings she’s not living with a resentful dad like Frank. Poor Luann.
10 years in grade school, 10 years in middle school & 10 years in high school that she graduated at 17. So it takes about 3 real years to get thru 1 “Luann Year”!
Note, when you click on Crystal’s ball, there are five pages each with a question to answer. To progress to the next page, click as though you were advancing the date.
Luann has decorated the walls of her room with self-portraits. The most interesting is the one that’s just above her head, in which she envisions her life as a nun.
lookin at top at the difference between the 2 luanns, today they are more realistic, if it still on in 20 years, they should look like in Mary worth by than ;)
It’s good to see that Luann is taking an art course at Pitts CC, if that is what it is; or is she doing an independent art project to celebrate her 30 years as a teenager?Poor Bernice has a nasal problem, cold or no cold. I hope she and Dez can get along as time goes by….
If you’d like to read something about a person who experienced problems that others considered insanity, try the book “Brain on Fire”. A true story, and one that could scare anyone…
Or to borrow part of JPW’s, “I Can’t Dristan That Incense, But Theraflu? I Like!” (Actually I really don’t like it….) – Or “Tylenol And Void” – Or “Pataday Night At The Movies”…
On the 17th, there will be a huge Luann tadoo at our house. Enchiladas (baked on the plate), quesadillas, fajitas, frijoles refritos, fried hominy, chips, salsa, homemade guacamole, salad, flan, and Mexican wedding cookies.-I hope you’ll have a lot of green Dos Equis and green tequila to wash that all down.
SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!-There will be some happy posters due to the next ‘toon. Some will be happy about what Bernice says about Dez. Some will be overjoyed to see Luann’s art project and insist that it means only one thing. But that thing is kind of the opposite of what Bernice tells Luann she has…
wow, if we could translate them into “real ,life portraits”, I would ALMOST fall in love with number 2, but the currently real one(or closest to it) is 5 as it is unfocused
JayBluE over 9 years ago
“What You Don’t Nose…”“Boogie Nights…And Days”“A Histamine Thing To Say”“The 26.2 Mile Nose”“Bumper To Bumper In The Tunnels”“Nostril To Meet You”“Phlegm-boyant”""No Thanks, I’m Stuffed!"“The Sniffle Monty”“You Blew It!”“Fuming At Perfume”“The Big Sneezy”“Scratchy And Sniff”or…“A Kleenex Getaway”
JayBluE over 9 years ago
“What You Don’t Nose…”“Boogie Nights…And Days”“A Histamine Thing To Say”“The 26.2 Mile Nose”“Bumper To Bumper In The Tunnels”“Nostril To Meet You”“Phlegm-boyant”""No Thanks, I’m Stuffed!"“The Sniffle Monty”“You Blew It!”“Fuming At Perfume”“The Big Sneezy”“Scratchy And Sniff”or…“A Kleenex Getaway”
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Darn Dez’s incense; might be a while for Bernice to get used to them.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Yeah, “incense”. Sure, that’s it. Those bags of “incense” that keep getting delivered to the dorm room. Did Bernice come over to Luann’s house because she has the munchies?
Kymberleigh over 9 years ago
In a way, Luann’s right …
Angelalex242 over 9 years ago
Alas, for Bernice.
krys723 over 9 years ago
I see what you did there Greg…its my first anniversary with the comic since I started reading it last October
Pointspread over 9 years ago
Nice subtle way to announce the 30 years of Luann. I couldn’t read the sign at first. She doesn’t look 30…
Pointspread over 9 years ago
Should have her degree by 50 if she takes some summer classes!
peter over 9 years ago
You REALLY dislike this comic, don’t you?
Skylark over 9 years ago
I will be soon be going to my 65th reunion and am STILL in touch with some..on a regular basis. The only way I gave up on friends, was when they died!!
drewpamon over 9 years ago
As someone who is allergic to perfumes I can tell you that most people qualify as horrible under the definition you give. People tend not to believe you and resent your attempt to take away their smelly stuff.
Argythree over 9 years ago
I’m happy to be back on line, after Duke Energy was offline all night last night here in our part of Central Florida (for no apparent good reason; we had no wind, no rain and, for a change, no car accidents. Duke’s recorded message said it was due to ‘transmission lines’ . Apparently, all the money we were assessed in advance for a nuclear power plant that won’t be built wasn’t enough to repair a few older lines.)-As someone with allergies, I have to be concerned if I’m still sniffling a few hours after exposure to a substance that causes a reaction. Instead of visiting Luann, Bernice might want to visit an allergist. Reactions don’t always just ‘go away’ on their own. In fact, the very clothes she’s wearing may be contaminated with the substance and she should throw the into a washing machine.-Happy to learn about the anniversary of this comic, too. Maybe I should look for some Central Florida fans who might want to celebrate that way Brdshtt is going to. Anyone out there in Central Florida planning a feast?
31768 over 9 years ago
I turned 17 the same day Luann started. that’s were my handle comes from.
31768 over 9 years ago
I turned 17 the same day Luann started. that’s were my handle comes from.
GuntherGrass over 9 years ago
Pro ably not. Neither are Durian fruit.
TORAD_07 over 9 years ago
I see a room change in the future….
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 9 years ago
Bernice wimps out and rolls over again for someone else’s “needs”, now it’s at the risk of her own health.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Celebrate 30 years of Luann all month? OK then, – for the rest of March, it will be nothing but Fogarty Flashbacks!
Mordock999 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Okay, Bern. So MOVE Out of Dezzo’s Panda-Dung Infested “Public Commune” and Stay with the DeGroots. Problem Solved.
That WAY You can Playfully MEDDLE in Luann’s FADING “Love-Affair” with Pretty-Boy….,
Plods with ...™ over 9 years ago
yes
cubswin2016 over 9 years ago
I almost asked for a translator before I figured out she was talking about an art project.
ACTIVIST1234 over 9 years ago
(Did y’all click on Crystal’s crystal ball on the right?)
Caldonia over 9 years ago
Incense allergies should be the least of someone’s problems. She should be more assertive, and count her blessings she’s not living with a resentful dad like Frank. Poor Luann.
ACTIVIST1234 over 9 years ago
Whatever you say about Dez, at least she doesn’t keep a self-promotion poster in her place as Tiff (and now LU!) do.
maverick1usa over 9 years ago
10 years in grade school, 10 years in middle school & 10 years in high school that she graduated at 17. So it takes about 3 real years to get thru 1 “Luann Year”!
ACTIVIST1234 over 9 years ago
Note, when you click on Crystal’s ball, there are five pages each with a question to answer. To progress to the next page, click as though you were advancing the date.
Kombul Premium Member over 9 years ago
DEZ is “incense-itive”
ACTIVIST1234 over 9 years ago
As far as today’s story goes, it sounds like Tiff will soon be getting a roomie.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Luann has decorated the walls of her room with self-portraits. The most interesting is the one that’s just above her head, in which she envisions her life as a nun.
wiselad over 9 years ago
lookin at top at the difference between the 2 luanns, today they are more realistic, if it still on in 20 years, they should look like in Mary worth by than ;)
Willow Mt Lyon over 9 years ago
We missed how Dez reacted when Bern told her she was allergic to her incense. The story skipped right over it, but I would have liked to see it.
Willow Mt Lyon over 9 years ago
That incense is in Bern’s hair and on her skin and clothes. I feel sorry for her.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
It’s good to see that Luann is taking an art course at Pitts CC, if that is what it is; or is she doing an independent art project to celebrate her 30 years as a teenager?Poor Bernice has a nasal problem, cold or no cold. I hope she and Dez can get along as time goes by….
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Ha ha!! Good on ya, mate!! And now you can view at your convenience, as opposed to their convenience, Lol!
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
We don’t know that she stayed in that class….
Argy.Bargy2 over 9 years ago
If you’d like to read something about a person who experienced problems that others considered insanity, try the book “Brain on Fire”. A true story, and one that could scare anyone…
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Or "I"m Sudafed Up"
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Or to borrow part of JPW’s, “I Can’t Dristan That Incense, But Theraflu? I Like!” (Actually I really don’t like it….) – Or “Tylenol And Void” – Or “Pataday Night At The Movies”…
JayBluE over 9 years ago
You and Brd’s: LOL!!
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Or that old Johnney Mattress ripoff classic: “Snot For Me To Say” (♫)…
JayBluE over 9 years ago
A “running” gag!
spaced man spliff over 9 years ago
On the 17th, there will be a huge Luann tadoo at our house. Enchiladas (baked on the plate), quesadillas, fajitas, frijoles refritos, fried hominy, chips, salsa, homemade guacamole, salad, flan, and Mexican wedding cookies.-I hope you’ll have a lot of green Dos Equis and green tequila to wash that all down.
Argythree over 9 years ago
SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!-There will be some happy posters due to the next ‘toon. Some will be happy about what Bernice says about Dez. Some will be overjoyed to see Luann’s art project and insist that it means only one thing. But that thing is kind of the opposite of what Bernice tells Luann she has…
wiselad over 9 years ago
wow, if we could translate them into “real ,life portraits”, I would ALMOST fall in love with number 2, but the currently real one(or closest to it) is 5 as it is unfocused