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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 02, 2015
March 01, 2015
March 03, 2015
Transcript:
Bernice: "Your bom sed you're doi'g an ard projek"
Luann: "Yeah. Do you have a cold?"
Bernice: "No. I bet by boomate, Dez"
Luann: "Oh! And, what, you're allergic to her?"
âWhat You Donât NoseâŠââBoogie NightsâŠAnd DaysââA Histamine Thing To SayââThe 26.2 Mile NoseââBumper To Bumper In The TunnelsââNostril To Meet YouââPhlegm-boyantâ""No Thanks, Iâm Stuffed!"âThe Sniffle MontyââYou Blew It!ââFuming At PerfumeââThe Big SneezyââScratchy And SniffâorâŠâA Kleenex Getawayâ
âWhat You Donât NoseâŠââBoogie NightsâŠAnd DaysââA Histamine Thing To SayââThe 26.2 Mile NoseââBumper To Bumper In The TunnelsââNostril To Meet YouââPhlegm-boyantâ""No Thanks, Iâm Stuffed!"âThe Sniffle MontyââYou Blew It!ââFuming At PerfumeââThe Big SneezyââScratchy And SniffâorâŠâA Kleenex Getawayâ
Yeah, âincenseâ. Sure, thatâs it. Those bags of âincenseâ that keep getting delivered to the dorm room. Did Bernice come over to Luannâs house because she has the munchies?
I will be soon be going to my 65th reunion and am STILL in touch with some..on a regular basis. The only way I gave up on friends, was when they died!!
As someone who is allergic to perfumes I can tell you that most people qualify as horrible under the definition you give. People tend not to believe you and resent your attempt to take away their smelly stuff.
Iâm happy to be back on line, after Duke Energy was offline all night last night here in our part of Central Florida (for no apparent good reason; we had no wind, no rain and, for a change, no car accidents. Dukeâs recorded message said it was due to âtransmission linesâ . Apparently, all the money we were assessed in advance for a nuclear power plant that wonât be built wasnât enough to repair a few older lines.)-As someone with allergies, I have to be concerned if Iâm still sniffling a few hours after exposure to a substance that causes a reaction. Instead of visiting Luann, Bernice might want to visit an allergist. Reactions donât always just âgo awayâ on their own. In fact, the very clothes sheâs wearing may be contaminated with the substance and she should throw the into a washing machine.-Happy to learn about the anniversary of this comic, too. Maybe I should look for some Central Florida fans who might want to celebrate that way Brdshtt is going to. Anyone out there in Central Florida planning a feast?
Incense allergies should be the least of someoneâs problems. She should be more assertive, and count her blessings sheâs not living with a resentful dad like Frank. Poor Luann.
10 years in grade school, 10 years in middle school & 10 years in high school that she graduated at 17. So it takes about 3 real years to get thru 1 âLuann Yearâ!
Note, when you click on Crystalâs ball, there are five pages each with a question to answer. To progress to the next page, click as though you were advancing the date.
Luann has decorated the walls of her room with self-portraits. The most interesting is the one thatâs just above her head, in which she envisions her life as a nun.
lookin at top at the difference between the 2 luanns, today they are more realistic, if it still on in 20 years, they should look like in Mary worth by than ;)
Itâs good to see that Luann is taking an art course at Pitts CC, if that is what it is; or is she doing an independent art project to celebrate her 30 years as a teenager?Poor Bernice has a nasal problem, cold or no cold. I hope she and Dez can get along as time goes byâŠ.
If youâd like to read something about a person who experienced problems that others considered insanity, try the book âBrain on Fireâ. A true story, and one that could scare anyoneâŠ
Or to borrow part of JPWâs, âI Canât Dristan That Incense, But Theraflu? I Like!â (Actually I really donât like itâŠ.) â Or âTylenol And Voidâ â Or âPataday Night At The MoviesââŠ
On the 17th, there will be a huge Luann tadoo at our house. Enchiladas (baked on the plate), quesadillas, fajitas, frijoles refritos, fried hominy, chips, salsa, homemade guacamole, salad, flan, and Mexican wedding cookies.-I hope youâll have a lot of green Dos Equis and green tequila to wash that all down.
SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!-There will be some happy posters due to the next âtoon. Some will be happy about what Bernice says about Dez. Some will be overjoyed to see Luannâs art project and insist that it means only one thing. But that thing is kind of the opposite of what Bernice tells Luann she hasâŠ
wow, if we could translate them into âreal ,life portraitsâ, I would ALMOST fall in love with number 2, but the currently real one(or closest to it) is 5 as it is unfocused
JayBluE about 10 years ago
âWhat You Donât NoseâŠââBoogie NightsâŠAnd DaysââA Histamine Thing To SayââThe 26.2 Mile NoseââBumper To Bumper In The TunnelsââNostril To Meet YouââPhlegm-boyantâ""No Thanks, Iâm Stuffed!"âThe Sniffle MontyââYou Blew It!ââFuming At PerfumeââThe Big SneezyââScratchy And SniffâorâŠâA Kleenex Getawayâ
JayBluE about 10 years ago
âWhat You Donât NoseâŠââBoogie NightsâŠAnd DaysââA Histamine Thing To SayââThe 26.2 Mile NoseââBumper To Bumper In The TunnelsââNostril To Meet YouââPhlegm-boyantâ""No Thanks, Iâm Stuffed!"âThe Sniffle MontyââYou Blew It!ââFuming At PerfumeââThe Big SneezyââScratchy And SniffâorâŠâA Kleenex Getawayâ
Templo S.U.D. about 10 years ago
Darn Dezâs incense; might be a while for Bernice to get used to them.
seismic-2 Premium Member about 10 years ago
Yeah, âincenseâ. Sure, thatâs it. Those bags of âincenseâ that keep getting delivered to the dorm room. Did Bernice come over to Luannâs house because she has the munchies?
Kymberleigh about 10 years ago
In a way, Luannâs right âŠ
Angelalex242 about 10 years ago
Alas, for Bernice.
krys723 about 10 years ago
I see what you did there GregâŠits my first anniversary with the comic since I started reading it last October
Pointspread about 10 years ago
Nice subtle way to announce the 30 years of Luann. I couldnât read the sign at first. She doesnât look 30âŠ
Pointspread about 10 years ago
Should have her degree by 50 if she takes some summer classes!
peter about 10 years ago
You REALLY dislike this comic, donât you?
Skylark about 10 years ago
I will be soon be going to my 65th reunion and am STILL in touch with some..on a regular basis. The only way I gave up on friends, was when they died!!
drewpamon about 10 years ago
As someone who is allergic to perfumes I can tell you that most people qualify as horrible under the definition you give. People tend not to believe you and resent your attempt to take away their smelly stuff.
Argythree about 10 years ago
Iâm happy to be back on line, after Duke Energy was offline all night last night here in our part of Central Florida (for no apparent good reason; we had no wind, no rain and, for a change, no car accidents. Dukeâs recorded message said it was due to âtransmission linesâ . Apparently, all the money we were assessed in advance for a nuclear power plant that wonât be built wasnât enough to repair a few older lines.)-As someone with allergies, I have to be concerned if Iâm still sniffling a few hours after exposure to a substance that causes a reaction. Instead of visiting Luann, Bernice might want to visit an allergist. Reactions donât always just âgo awayâ on their own. In fact, the very clothes sheâs wearing may be contaminated with the substance and she should throw the into a washing machine.-Happy to learn about the anniversary of this comic, too. Maybe I should look for some Central Florida fans who might want to celebrate that way Brdshtt is going to. Anyone out there in Central Florida planning a feast?
31768 about 10 years ago
I turned 17 the same day Luann started. thatâs were my handle comes from.
31768 about 10 years ago
I turned 17 the same day Luann started. thatâs were my handle comes from.
GuntherGrass about 10 years ago
Pro ably not. Neither are Durian fruit.
TORAD_07 about 10 years ago
I see a room change in the futureâŠ.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 10 years ago
Bernice wimps out and rolls over again for someone elseâs âneedsâ, now itâs at the risk of her own health.
seismic-2 Premium Member about 10 years ago
Celebrate 30 years of Luann all month? OK then, â for the rest of March, it will be nothing but Fogarty Flashbacks!
Mordock999 Premium Member about 10 years ago
Okay, Bern. So MOVE Out of Dezzoâs Panda-Dung Infested âPublic Communeâ and Stay with the DeGroots. Problem Solved.
That WAY You can Playfully MEDDLE in Luannâs FADING âLove-Affairâ with Pretty-BoyâŠ.,
Plods with ...âą about 10 years ago
yes
cubswin2016 about 10 years ago
I almost asked for a translator before I figured out she was talking about an art project.
ACTIVIST1234 about 10 years ago
(Did yâall click on Crystalâs crystal ball on the right?)
Caldonia about 10 years ago
Incense allergies should be the least of someoneâs problems. She should be more assertive, and count her blessings sheâs not living with a resentful dad like Frank. Poor Luann.
ACTIVIST1234 about 10 years ago
Whatever you say about Dez, at least she doesnât keep a self-promotion poster in her place as Tiff (and now LU!) do.
maverick1usa about 10 years ago
10 years in grade school, 10 years in middle school & 10 years in high school that she graduated at 17. So it takes about 3 real years to get thru 1 âLuann Yearâ!
ACTIVIST1234 about 10 years ago
Note, when you click on Crystalâs ball, there are five pages each with a question to answer. To progress to the next page, click as though you were advancing the date.
Kombul Premium Member about 10 years ago
DEZ is âincense-itiveâ
ACTIVIST1234 about 10 years ago
As far as todayâs story goes, it sounds like Tiff will soon be getting a roomie.
seismic-2 Premium Member about 10 years ago
Luann has decorated the walls of her room with self-portraits. The most interesting is the one thatâs just above her head, in which she envisions her life as a nun.
wiselad about 10 years ago
lookin at top at the difference between the 2 luanns, today they are more realistic, if it still on in 20 years, they should look like in Mary worth by than ;)
Willow Mt Lyon about 10 years ago
We missed how Dez reacted when Bern told her she was allergic to her incense. The story skipped right over it, but I would have liked to see it.
Willow Mt Lyon about 10 years ago
That incense is in Bernâs hair and on her skin and clothes. I feel sorry for her.
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Itâs good to see that Luann is taking an art course at Pitts CC, if that is what it is; or is she doing an independent art project to celebrate her 30 years as a teenager?Poor Bernice has a nasal problem, cold or no cold. I hope she and Dez can get along as time goes byâŠ.
JayBluE about 10 years ago
Ha ha!! Good on ya, mate!! And now you can view at your convenience, as opposed to their convenience, Lol!
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
We donât know that she stayed in that classâŠ.
Argy.Bargy2 about 10 years ago
If youâd like to read something about a person who experienced problems that others considered insanity, try the book âBrain on Fireâ. A true story, and one that could scare anyoneâŠ
JayBluE about 10 years ago
Or "I"m Sudafed Up"
JayBluE about 10 years ago
Or to borrow part of JPWâs, âI Canât Dristan That Incense, But Theraflu? I Like!â (Actually I really donât like itâŠ.) â Or âTylenol And Voidâ â Or âPataday Night At The MoviesââŠ
JayBluE about 10 years ago
You and Brdâs: LOL!!
JayBluE about 10 years ago
Or that old Johnney Mattress ripoff classic: âSnot For Me To Sayâ (â«)âŠ
JayBluE about 10 years ago
A ârunningâ gag!
spaced man spliff about 10 years ago
On the 17th, there will be a huge Luann tadoo at our house. Enchiladas (baked on the plate), quesadillas, fajitas, frijoles refritos, fried hominy, chips, salsa, homemade guacamole, salad, flan, and Mexican wedding cookies.-I hope youâll have a lot of green Dos Equis and green tequila to wash that all down.
Argythree about 10 years ago
SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!-There will be some happy posters due to the next âtoon. Some will be happy about what Bernice says about Dez. Some will be overjoyed to see Luannâs art project and insist that it means only one thing. But that thing is kind of the opposite of what Bernice tells Luann she hasâŠ
wiselad about 10 years ago
wow, if we could translate them into âreal ,life portraitsâ, I would ALMOST fall in love with number 2, but the currently real one(or closest to it) is 5 as it is unfocused