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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 23, 2015
March 22, 2015
March 24, 2015
Transcript:
Luann: "Our 17 self-portraits are due today. Did you guys do yours?"
Student 1: "Yeah"
Student 2: "Right here!"
Luann: "That looks like 17 sheets of black paper"
Student 1: "Yeah. Maybe I shouldn't have used a sharpie..."
Student 2: "I used a copier!"
Well, they are kind of expressive, as to who they areā¦.one thinks āin blackā, and the other wasted toner trying to show they were ātonedāā¦ ā And in a way, theyāre both unique- itād be pretty hard to accuse anyone of ācopyingā off of their work, considering one of them is opaque, and the other one actually is a bunch of copiesā¦
The color of Luannās chair is one color before she sits in it, but the piece of it you can see after she sits is another color. This means absolutely nothing, but it is the kind of thing people comment on!
āMedium, Not Well DoneāāXerox ToleranceāāA Sense Of EssenceāāIn And Out Of The BoxāāPermanent Mark And The Copycat KidāāA Poor TraitāāReamed OutāāAn Unreasonable FacsimileāāThe Misadventures Of Indeli-BillyāāYou Reek At UniqueāorāProject Run Awayā
the emo guy will say he portrayed difference facets of him that yet somehow look the same because is all dark man, the jock will say he portrayed himself staying put in different times of the day
When my daughter started Art school, At CCAD, she had to turn in a self portrait for public display the first week of classes. So, she did a colored pencil drawing of herself in the ānegativeā. We took a picture of it with real film and the negative of the picture came out as a positiveā¦ that was pretty cool. This was back in the fall of 2000 before digital photography became the standard it is today.
Iād HANG with the Neanderthal Guy. Because unlike the JOKER Youāre Currently āDating,ā This Caveman is at least SINCERE, and Seems pretty Strong and could probably change a FLAT Tire by Lifting Your Car with One Hand.
On the Other Hand Iād AVOID the Brooding One-Eyed Guy at ALL Costs as He STRIKES Me as Being the Type Of Person Who Secretly LOVES Slashing Pretty Young Things Into Itty, Bitty BITS.
Yeah, probably. To me, the idea of waxing/manscaping or whatever it may be being called at the moment seems so utterly pointless and rather obsessive. Hell, I hate shaving my face, and gave that up many, many decades ago when I was 19 (except for a grudgingly done, once a week trimming at my neckline).
As a professor myself, the studentās behavior is not all that far fetched. While most students do not behave in the fashion of Semi-Goth guy nor Semi-Jock guyā¦. there is a 1-3% WHO DO behave in ways akin to what we see here. We professors tend to remember these exceptions to the rule rather ruefully throughout our careers.
Same ole stereotypes from when Luann was in high school. Yeah yeah, itās just a comic donāt take it to serious, also donāt complain you should only say nice things about the comic.
I was momentarily shocked to find that we had (collectively) married Luann off to Elmo ā er- Eldon. No doubt she would have led an interesting life, but I do think something just a bit more routine suits her better. Butā¦ I wonder if the collective āweā didnāt go a bit overboard on āroutine.ā?
you are projecting your feelings ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ their looks are kind of ambiguous but leaning to them being happy, which is how I see it(but might be projecting influenced from my part as much as yours) ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.. the only ākind of trueā view is what Greg wanted to show
as i said, you projectingā¦ā¦ā¦ lot of extremely rich people who can travel all over the world and have adventures feel unhappy while the girl that lives in a very small farm with her husband and 2 kids in west Virginia lives a life that makes all of them very happy
so you think, you donāt know if she is happy being a teacher, you donāt know what job Q has, you donāt know if they travel all the time on vacations to Australia and all over the world, you assuming someone in a suburb must be a walmart associate or something like that and not have a good paying interesting job, you seem to be the type of person who dislikes shows with a family like one in full house but love the idea of a family like one shown in Dynasty
In case you missed it, tooā¦*Much of todayās discussion is about the results of the poll. To understand it, click on the āClick Hereā sign at top (or side)
the important thing is that GREG decided that the Elwood one would be the funny one and the second one is what most people either saw as āmost likelyā or wanted more to happen, I can easily see Delta being part of the school board, Bern being the school counselor and Lu a teacher in an elementary school
greg can easily draw Lue living in something like this http://www.tear.org.au/static/images/made/static/images/common/slumSurvivorReality_350_232_s.jpg and smiling, or like this http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-q-TnQXyizKc/UJH27ohrnZI/AAAAAAAAHqs/7l_BizMok5w/s1600/halloween-costume-party-easy-costumes-ideas-bank-robbers-teletubby-burglar-rosie-the-riveter-2.jpg as she decided to be a bank robber and smiling and happy ( until arrested or killed at least )
unless poor Elwie went bankrupt, he would never be in a cheap Winnebago, he would get a mansion, and even if he went bankrupt, motivational speakers get very highly paid, so I just canāt see him going with the Winnebago ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.. NOW if instead of elwie we had Knuteā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦. I could see the Winnebago scenario as long as Lue is not a speaker (maybe work in the library)
talking to RB2 is like trying to tell Alex P Keaton that Nixon did some bad things while president, and he responding back that we think Nixon did not do anything good, and RB2 talks about āchanges of interestā when convenient(Elwie) but canāt concede that possibility when we speculating Delta being at 43 part of the school council ā¦ā¦ā¦ he is stubborn and feels things should go his way
during the Aaron era, he was shown as ātoo full of himselfā and Lue did not know him as a person deeply, and at those times I preferred Gunther to him ā¦ā¦ā¦. Elwood has been shown to be a āgot the money, you better love meā attitude while Q actually brings the best of Luann, the only one I would consider besides him is Ben
Elwood must have thought that Luann was worth the climb. Either way, she looks too tired for just 43. At least, in the first picture, she finally acquired lips.
usually RB2 likes to choose the āless chosen alternativeā, so he would probably would love it if Luann and Tiffany are ones ending up together while the ādull Qā goes sad(VERY SAD) down under and Gunther ends up with Sun and Rosa marries Juan Huayhua of Peru
taking aside what certain actors did in real life(is stupid judging the show by that), I prefer the Cosby show over married with children and I prefer 7th heaven over revenge
Using the āwide mouthed expressionā cue, Iād say āBā. A lot of times, a person is ādepictedā as happy, with a smile. The wider (or more open) the āmoreā happy theyād seem. ā But to be honest, a lot goes on in oneās āhouseā behind the āwindows and doorsā, no matter how open they may be. So you never know- āAā could be just as happy, if not moreā¦.
It obvioulsy was a conscious effort by Mr. Evans to make āBā seem brighter and happier, but Iād also put forward the notion that a relaxed countenance could equal ācontentmentā, from a lot of ālivingā having been doneā¦ ā But the fact that we know Elwood in the manner that heās depicted would seem to also influence us (probably even the Evanses, too) to feel that she wouldnāt be as āhappyā thereā¦
Sometimes people put on a ābrave faceā to make sure that they donāt seem like a bitter person, but all the while could feel as though they are having to wear a constant faƧadeā¦
I donāt know about how other people see it, but if we go ādepth or strength of characterā (not time it has been part of the strip), Quill has more than Aaron (so much that I preferred G to Aaron, but I prefer Q over G for Luann), and Aaron never grew, while Brad of now is so much more grown up than Brad of 1985 ā¦ā¦ā¦.. Quill I saw as a combination of the best of Aaron(looks and such) and Best of Ben, as Quill knows what he is but does not allow that to go to his head(like Aaron and Tiff) and he thinks of others and not just of himself
Thanks for removing it. She may have intended it to be funny, but I canāt help feeling that she was doing the same kind of defensive stuff that one of my old high school friends used to do, before she had stomach stapling. She beat everyone to their snide remarks by making fun of herself firstā¦
No, I still see it the same way and agree with you! Itās just that when I refreshed, all of a sudden I saw someone saying it was removed, and I thought maybe I was speaking too soon, and I wanted to make sure I was accurately explaining thingsā¦
I wasnāt taking it down out of a āchange of heartā, I took it down, because I thought that maybe at that point I was saying the right thing at the wrong time and wanted to make sure that I wasnāt just āspeaking in the windā. You had taken it down. Argy thanked you, and I I wanted to make sure I wasnāt ākeeping the fires burningā on a matter that was being āsquashedā (by the picture being taken down). I was also wondering āif he took it downā, did I myself misunderstand his post? I kept checking back before the new strip posted. When you posted afterwards, it confirmed that I didnāt get it wrongā¦ but everything happened at the same time, and then this misunderstandingā¦.
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
Really smooth, lads. Really smooth.
GOGOPOWERANGERS almost 10 years ago
they said 15 different style apparently the Jock doesnāt get it also print copy paste!
Pointspread almost 10 years ago
A copier?
GOGOPOWERANGERS almost 10 years ago
as shapie as a pencil or jocking around with
Angelalex242 almost 10 years ago
ā¦and thereās a couple Fs.
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
Well, they are kind of expressive, as to who they areā¦.one thinks āin blackā, and the other wasted toner trying to show they were ātonedāā¦ ā And in a way, theyāre both unique- itād be pretty hard to accuse anyone of ācopyingā off of their work, considering one of them is opaque, and the other one actually is a bunch of copiesā¦
GOGOPOWERANGERS almost 10 years ago
For a guy with so much stubble on his face, the jock has so little body hair. I think he must be waxing.- Or manscaping.. hehe
Pointspread almost 10 years ago
If they are all about who they are Luann might have brought in 17 mirrors.
Pointspread almost 10 years ago
I think youāre right.
Pointspread almost 10 years ago
The color of Luannās chair is one color before she sits in it, but the piece of it you can see after she sits is another color. This means absolutely nothing, but it is the kind of thing people comment on!
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
āMedium, Not Well DoneāāXerox ToleranceāāA Sense Of EssenceāāIn And Out Of The BoxāāPermanent Mark And The Copycat KidāāA Poor TraitāāReamed OutāāAn Unreasonable FacsimileāāThe Misadventures Of Indeli-BillyāāYou Reek At UniqueāorāProject Run Awayā
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
LOL, if extra credit was a crime, theyāll just say that they were framed ā¦.
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
Left ya one from yesterdayā¦
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
Brought to you, by: ā Office Despotā¦ āJust shut up, and wait your turn!!!āā¦
wiselad almost 10 years ago
the emo guy will say he portrayed difference facets of him that yet somehow look the same because is all dark man, the jock will say he portrayed himself staying put in different times of the day
kenhense almost 10 years ago
Andy Warhol got away with stuff like this
GetAGrip2 almost 10 years ago
I am late for last weeks column. Brad & Toni my next door neighbor is a tug boat captain. Seriously.
Iām sure heād be happy to help out. Let me know.
Caldonia almost 10 years ago
Itās this arc again! April Fools Day has come early!
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
Figures, ha ha!!!
wrwallaceii almost 10 years ago
When my daughter started Art school, At CCAD, she had to turn in a self portrait for public display the first week of classes. So, she did a colored pencil drawing of herself in the ānegativeā. We took a picture of it with real film and the negative of the picture came out as a positiveā¦ that was pretty cool. This was back in the fall of 2000 before digital photography became the standard it is today.
spaced man spliff almost 10 years ago
This is a Test.
Barry1941 almost 10 years ago
I think the guy on the right might be a good match for Tiff, they can see who gets to a mirror first.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen almost 10 years ago
beefcake
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Okay Lu. Your New āFriends?ā
Iād HANG with the Neanderthal Guy. Because unlike the JOKER Youāre Currently āDating,ā This Caveman is at least SINCERE, and Seems pretty Strong and could probably change a FLAT Tire by Lifting Your Car with One Hand.
On the Other Hand Iād AVOID the Brooding One-Eyed Guy at ALL Costs as He STRIKES Me as Being the Type Of Person Who Secretly LOVES Slashing Pretty Young Things Into Itty, Bitty BITS.
jacqilove123 almost 10 years ago
Welcome to college level work, Lu. Itās going to take some getting used to.
eolan59 almost 10 years ago
All black? I wonder if he was influenced by Spinal Tap
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Yeah, probably. To me, the idea of waxing/manscaping or whatever it may be being called at the moment seems so utterly pointless and rather obsessive. Hell, I hate shaving my face, and gave that up many, many decades ago when I was 19 (except for a grudgingly done, once a week trimming at my neckline).
2Goldfish almost 10 years ago
This is getting ridiculous. College students arenāt that stupid.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member almost 10 years ago
RB2ā¦ I call the one Semi-Goth guy and the other Semi-jock guy because I do not know their names. I would think Luann does know their names.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member almost 10 years ago
As a professor myself, the studentās behavior is not all that far fetched. While most students do not behave in the fashion of Semi-Goth guy nor Semi-Jock guyā¦. there is a 1-3% WHO DO behave in ways akin to what we see here. We professors tend to remember these exceptions to the rule rather ruefully throughout our careers.
The Old Wolf almost 10 years ago
Ay! Pepe Cortisona!
Argy.Bargy2 almost 10 years ago
Good morning to you, too. Can always count on you for a cheery word about a female character.-Have a sweet day
Airman almost 10 years ago
Enter: The rocket scientists.
thebigboot almost 10 years ago
Same ole stereotypes from when Luann was in high school. Yeah yeah, itās just a comic donāt take it to serious, also donāt complain you should only say nice things about the comic.
SactoSylvia almost 10 years ago
I was momentarily shocked to find that we had (collectively) married Luann off to Elmo ā er- Eldon. No doubt she would have led an interesting life, but I do think something just a bit more routine suits her better. Butā¦ I wonder if the collective āweā didnāt go a bit overboard on āroutine.ā?
reedkomicks Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Check out the poll results above.
Argy.Bargy2 almost 10 years ago
I really wasnāt talking about your comments on the teacher. I was responding to your suggested reaction of the teacher to Luannās homeworkā¦
wiselad almost 10 years ago
nice to see Puddles found a GF ;) maybe the Santa dog after all
ACTIVIST1234 almost 10 years ago
If Jock drew the original, heās amazing!(The other guy is either brilliant or deeply depressed & Imo should all 911.)
wiselad almost 10 years ago
if Emo boy REALLY used a sharpie on black paper, it is possible to see the portraits under special lights
wiselad almost 10 years ago
you are projecting your feelings ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ their looks are kind of ambiguous but leaning to them being happy, which is how I see it(but might be projecting influenced from my part as much as yours) ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.. the only ākind of trueā view is what Greg wanted to show
wiselad almost 10 years ago
as i said, you projectingā¦ā¦ā¦ lot of extremely rich people who can travel all over the world and have adventures feel unhappy while the girl that lives in a very small farm with her husband and 2 kids in west Virginia lives a life that makes all of them very happy
wiselad almost 10 years ago
so you think, you donāt know if she is happy being a teacher, you donāt know what job Q has, you donāt know if they travel all the time on vacations to Australia and all over the world, you assuming someone in a suburb must be a walmart associate or something like that and not have a good paying interesting job, you seem to be the type of person who dislikes shows with a family like one in full house but love the idea of a family like one shown in Dynasty
ACTIVIST1234 almost 10 years ago
In case you missed it, tooā¦*Much of todayās discussion is about the results of the poll. To understand it, click on the āClick Hereā sign at top (or side)
wiselad almost 10 years ago
the important thing is that GREG decided that the Elwood one would be the funny one and the second one is what most people either saw as āmost likelyā or wanted more to happen, I can easily see Delta being part of the school board, Bern being the school counselor and Lu a teacher in an elementary school
wiselad almost 10 years ago
many politicians start at school boards and city council on their way to federal government positions
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Elwood āof the futureā looks a lot like Danny DeVito!
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I actually do not mind being furry. It is warmer in the winter, and though you may not believe it, cooler in the summer.
wiselad almost 10 years ago
greg can easily draw Lue living in something like this http://www.tear.org.au/static/images/made/static/images/common/slumSurvivorReality_350_232_s.jpg and smiling, or like this http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-q-TnQXyizKc/UJH27ohrnZI/AAAAAAAAHqs/7l_BizMok5w/s1600/halloween-costume-party-easy-costumes-ideas-bank-robbers-teletubby-burglar-rosie-the-riveter-2.jpg as she decided to be a bank robber and smiling and happy ( until arrested or killed at least )
wiselad almost 10 years ago
unless poor Elwie went bankrupt, he would never be in a cheap Winnebago, he would get a mansion, and even if he went bankrupt, motivational speakers get very highly paid, so I just canāt see him going with the Winnebago ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.. NOW if instead of elwie we had Knuteā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦. I could see the Winnebago scenario as long as Lue is not a speaker (maybe work in the library)
wiselad almost 10 years ago
talking to RB2 is like trying to tell Alex P Keaton that Nixon did some bad things while president, and he responding back that we think Nixon did not do anything good, and RB2 talks about āchanges of interestā when convenient(Elwie) but canāt concede that possibility when we speculating Delta being at 43 part of the school council ā¦ā¦ā¦ he is stubborn and feels things should go his way
TORAD_07 almost 10 years ago
Does Luann look happier in picture āAā here
Or in picture āBā here?
Well, considering to whom she was standing next in each of these shots, I think it;ās clear why sheās happier in picture āB.ā ;-PPP
wiselad almost 10 years ago
during the Aaron era, he was shown as ātoo full of himselfā and Lue did not know him as a person deeply, and at those times I preferred Gunther to him ā¦ā¦ā¦. Elwood has been shown to be a āgot the money, you better love meā attitude while Q actually brings the best of Luann, the only one I would consider besides him is Ben
Airman almost 10 years ago
Elwood must have thought that Luann was worth the climb. Either way, she looks too tired for just 43. At least, in the first picture, she finally acquired lips.
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Luann has more initiative and/or smarts than her art classmates at Pitts CC! When was she last (if ever) the ābrainsā of her class?!
RSH almost 10 years ago
I guess we had to wait a week (or was it two) for this. Hopefully Luann will get some positive feedback on her work from Zebo.
wiselad almost 10 years ago
usually RB2 likes to choose the āless chosen alternativeā, so he would probably would love it if Luann and Tiffany are ones ending up together while the ādull Qā goes sad(VERY SAD) down under and Gunther ends up with Sun and Rosa marries Juan Huayhua of Peru
wiselad almost 10 years ago
I read Qās expression in the bonus page as calm and satisfied, at peace with his life
wiselad almost 10 years ago
he said she was happy, not unhappy ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦. you saying she prefers to be called unhappy?
wiselad almost 10 years ago
taking aside what certain actors did in real life(is stupid judging the show by that), I prefer the Cosby show over married with children and I prefer 7th heaven over revenge
wiselad almost 10 years ago
I and someone else have mentioned. Greg chose the most normal names, decided not to use Deforest
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
Actually, that last one reminds me of one I neglectedā¦ āSharpie Dressed Manā (ā«)
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
Using the āwide mouthed expressionā cue, Iād say āBā. A lot of times, a person is ādepictedā as happy, with a smile. The wider (or more open) the āmoreā happy theyād seem. ā But to be honest, a lot goes on in oneās āhouseā behind the āwindows and doorsā, no matter how open they may be. So you never know- āAā could be just as happy, if not moreā¦.
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
It obvioulsy was a conscious effort by Mr. Evans to make āBā seem brighter and happier, but Iād also put forward the notion that a relaxed countenance could equal ācontentmentā, from a lot of ālivingā having been doneā¦ ā But the fact that we know Elwood in the manner that heās depicted would seem to also influence us (probably even the Evanses, too) to feel that she wouldnāt be as āhappyā thereā¦
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
Sometimes people put on a ābrave faceā to make sure that they donāt seem like a bitter person, but all the while could feel as though they are having to wear a constant faƧadeā¦
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
Yes, you must have missed it. The Trek references were actively discussed, especially towards middle and endā¦.
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
LOLOL!!!!
wiselad almost 10 years ago
I donāt know about how other people see it, but if we go ādepth or strength of characterā (not time it has been part of the strip), Quill has more than Aaron (so much that I preferred G to Aaron, but I prefer Q over G for Luann), and Aaron never grew, while Brad of now is so much more grown up than Brad of 1985 ā¦ā¦ā¦.. Quill I saw as a combination of the best of Aaron(looks and such) and Best of Ben, as Quill knows what he is but does not allow that to go to his head(like Aaron and Tiff) and he thinks of others and not just of himself
Argythree almost 10 years ago
This is such a sad picture. Why post it? The woman is obviously mentally ill.
GOGOPOWERANGERS almost 10 years ago
Yea i rather see luann marry gunther rather than elwood but thatās just me
Argythree almost 10 years ago
SPOILER ALERT!!!!-Luann is about to face judgment (by a wacko)ā¦
Argythree almost 10 years ago
Thanks for removing it. She may have intended it to be funny, but I canāt help feeling that she was doing the same kind of defensive stuff that one of my old high school friends used to do, before she had stomach stapling. She beat everyone to their snide remarks by making fun of herself firstā¦
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
No, I still see it the same way and agree with you! Itās just that when I refreshed, all of a sudden I saw someone saying it was removed, and I thought maybe I was speaking too soon, and I wanted to make sure I was accurately explaining thingsā¦
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
??? ā I donāt know how else to relate to you what happened!
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
And I donāt particularly care to be ālumpedā in with RBā¦
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
I wasnāt taking it down out of a āchange of heartā, I took it down, because I thought that maybe at that point I was saying the right thing at the wrong time and wanted to make sure that I wasnāt just āspeaking in the windā. You had taken it down. Argy thanked you, and I I wanted to make sure I wasnāt ākeeping the fires burningā on a matter that was being āsquashedā (by the picture being taken down). I was also wondering āif he took it downā, did I myself misunderstand his post? I kept checking back before the new strip posted. When you posted afterwards, it confirmed that I didnāt get it wrongā¦ but everything happened at the same time, and then this misunderstandingā¦.
ironman01 almost 10 years ago
Why is it I think the but job prof is going to give an F to Luanne and really like the other two.