Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 14, 2015

Where is Milford that it’s still so snowy in mid-March?

If you’re “bad” at that age, girls will think they can change you. If you’re mono-focused, you’re out of luck.

Bobby just doesn’t get it, I think.

Look, I understand. Who would want to date someone focused on mono? It’s a disease, sure, but a pretty boring one.

In all reality , Bobby says " I know I’ ll focus on finding Mrs Thorp and Coach Kaz ."

#Bitsytwill….Connecitcut I believe is where St. Berrill based the strip.

@ Mop

In all reality , everyone should have a friend as understanding and loyal as Lumpy .

Monochromatic, Monocular, Mono-cycle, Monolithic, I got it!Monotonous.

Eddie Lawrence, the Old Professor, had a joke that went:Of course I have a Stereo, I listen to it while I’m using my typewriter. Do think I’m a stereo-type?

I think it’s volcanic ash. Or the aliens are using their weather ray.

Well, on account of its communicability through saliva, mono is known as the “kissing disease”.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!

Remember what Leo the Lip quipped? “Nice guys finish last.”

Shower reference in today’s “BARKEATER LAKE”.

In all reality, former Cubs manager Lee Ellia had the best quote ever spoken

That isn’t Max Bacon. It’s Bobby’s pal — can’t think of his name, but he’s known on this message board as Lumpy.

Well Bitsy, I’m outside of D.C. and we had 8 inches of snow last St. Patrick’s Day and that’s not close to the most we’ve had on or around then.

Go Lumpy!

Actually I was four. Turned five that May.

So who’s going to make his/her avatar into Lumpy?