FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 05, 2015

Andy, don’t give your kids blunt objects if you’re going to pull this kind of crap.

I’m with Jason on this one.

Hard to give the non-blunt jelly without the jars. But I don’t think any of them can throw hard enough to do much damage and they aren’t a shape to provide leverage…

Bean there, done that.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit….I hope Andy is prepared for the concert.

I wish Andy would get it in to her thick brainless skull that the kids and Roger HATE health food!!!!! She always making her family eat food sooooo bad that even a staving raccoon would touch with a 500 foot pole. One time she ate her own kids candy and wouldn’t stop! What an awful mother. These health food strips have gone on for too long.

I think that’s considered child abuse in most states. Certainly any state I’m in, anyway.

That is the act of a crazy person.

Andy is SO weird. I wonder what she was like in College?

hahaha that actually would be a pretty good april fools too.

The Japanese make a kind of bean jam (anko). It is used as a stuffing in pastries and is quite delicious.

Oh, she thinks she’s being so clever…

You really need to go to bed early, Rodger!

Ah yes, clueless Andy strikes again.

I like beans, but this really seems so …Wrong?

Yuck! Happy Easter!

If I might play Devil’s Advocate for a moment, I see where Andy is coming from. She loves her family and wants them to live long healthy lives. My adult daughter gets colds often, and ends up giving them to her mother, my wife. Both work in the same office. I try to encourage eating certain antioxidant rich foods to build up their immune systems, but they refuse, and continue to get colds.

The link between what you eat and how you feel ls lost on them.

The kids should give her “flours” for Mother’s Day.

Jelly beans are so disgusting. What they got is way better!

well, paige, mix your garbanzo jelly with a little lemon juice, garlic, tahini and make some hummus!

I looked it up… bean jelly is a real thing.“Why, just why?”

Oh. My. God. That’s. Disgusting.

aaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

I’m in the mood for candy

Knowing Andy, she probably did this so that she could keep the Easter candy to herself.