Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 17, 2015

Hey, Bobby, try using a pencil and paper. Your brain is like a sieve these days.

Larry and Sue?

Bobby’s head sure has the shakes today. Too bad he didn’t tell Kaz, “Sorry, Coach, I was looking for your towel.”

Kaz/Elvis is back! Now only Mimi and the kids are missing.

Now Bobby’s gonna switch out the placebos for his Rogaine.

Does anyone else think Bobby gives off a serial killer vibe?

Ah! The Ides of March and stupidity is in the air….along with Kaz!

Not to be creepy…..but what the hell is sticking out of #1’s shorts in P1? Is he just excited about Kaz’s return?

I’ve forgotten. Did Kaz marry the girl he’d been seeing?

In all reality , the Doors song Killer on the Road with its classic lyric " his brain is squirming like a toad " begins to play in P 3 . Note to Marty Moon the 911 call summons the Bomb Squad not the Bombed Squad.

Oh Manager, Look at the wax build on these shoes. I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois and I want them now. Chop, chop!

Suddenly, it dawns on Bobby that he’s the manager.

Kaz makes his first appearance since January 28, leaving Mimi the only “Coach Held Hostage” and for her it’s day 82. Please return so I can stop counting.

To quote Alice (and ‘Airplance’ somewhat) this is getting “Curiouser and curiouser!”

Bobby seems to have some deficit in his ability to pay attention or something…. he may be actually giving Max his own adderall and is now suffering the effects of being off his meds

Hmm, so is Bobby about to get revenge by…telling the coaches Max has been taking Placeberall? Or cutting Max off? Or joining the free throw contest and winning it? That last one would be lame, so that’s probably it. Speaking of lame, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is definitely not. I hope.

Max, you don’t understand. You really can shoot. I’ve been giving you Pla-see-balls. They aren’t really hidden drones.

Adderall is prescribed to treat ADHD. Bobby is forgetting things because he hasn’t been taking the Adderall.

Bill Cosby was a one hit wonder back in the 60’s with a song called Little Old Man. We now know he still is. As in, one hit of this and in the morning you’ll wonder how your clothes fell off.