Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 26, 2015

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    Purewater  almost 10 years ago

    Sock it to him

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    orinoco womble  almost 10 years ago

    Sheā€™s found a better match.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Heā€™s a heelā€¦.

    Cheating on his sole mate.And after promising her heā€™d toe the line!

    She feels like cuffing him!But instead, sheā€™ll run back to her close-knit familyā€¦and he can have that little anklet with the obviously checkered past.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Darn!

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    Arianne  almost 10 years ago

    He really doesnā€™t have any right to take a holier-than-thou attitude; it took an awful lot of Snuggle softener to get him off that fishnet stocking last Friday.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 10 years ago

    Wait..thereā€™s footage on the hidden camera

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    fawny  almost 10 years ago

    Thatā€™s what happens when you let your teenage daughter go to the dryerā€¦..

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    NoCents  almost 10 years ago

    Well, after all, there is a lot of electricity between them.

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    tahoeh2o  almost 10 years ago

    Something here stinksā€¦

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 10 years ago

    ā€œThatā€™s my story and Iā€™m sticking to it.ā€

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    zeexenon  almost 10 years ago

    Esso si que es?

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Be sure to see todayā€™s ā€œReal Life Adventuresā€.

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    popomatic  almost 10 years ago

    I have to remember that one. My gf is not buying ā€œIā€™m whispering in her mouthā€ excuse anymore.

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    Mark Parisi creator almost 10 years ago

    He was hoping to come home to dryer sheets.

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    Jonni  almost 10 years ago

    Caughtcha! Now he says he has to ā€˜Bounceā€™!

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    Jeff0811  almost 10 years ago

    I think sheā€™s hosed.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Oooopsā€¦it was very late last night when I saw thisā€¦.

    My vision was a bit blurry and I couldnā€™t make out the eyelashes that indicate which is which.(Sorry, Mark!)

    Would everyone please be so kind as to read my comment with the genders reversed?Thanks. LOL

    Liverlipsā€¦ apparently, shameless and blind!

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    gammaguy  almost 10 years ago

    ā€œStatic cling?ā€Or something more dynamic?

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