Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 03, 2015

Jarvis Sez: now alternate jogging and hopping!

Looks like Gil changed into long pants after P1. Perhaps he felt underdressed what with Mimi wearing a sweater tied jauntily around her neck.

Yep, Max is such a moron he thinks he played those last two games. Ignorance truly is bliss.

That looks like it might be a pretty painful run since it appears they both have 2 right shoes on in P1.

“…but Bobby appears suicidal. Oh, well, survival of the fittest!”

Dang, and I wanted to see that meaningless Madison game ……

Damm Yuppies!Kaz

Mimi: “Hon, Glory’s softball pants fit and hug my body in a wonderful way. No one will ever find that Elon College hussy in Carbone Cave.”

In all reality , is that Bobby ahead on the grassy knoll with a high powered rifle ?

Gil, I’ve told you in the past, you don’t stretch like that before you run. You’d think a fitness expert would know that. You know the season is over when Gil and Mimi go for a run. I suppose they’re trying to escape the carnage they’ve left behind. Speaking of carnage, today’s Mopped Up Thorp leaves a lot of it in its wake.

I think Bearwku82 is on to something. That’s not a sweater around Mimi’s shoulders, it’s a pair of sweat pants. Look how long the arms [legs] are. They weren’t stretching in P-1, they were wiping something off the blade in the toe of their shoes.Cue Roger Miller’s Walkin in the Sunshine.

Not sure why Gil is impressed. Did he expect Max to shoot up the cafeteria or something?

oooh, syncronized stretching!

Rglover1954#Might be an extreme variation of the Hokey Pokey….Kurt in Iowa

Typical for a coach, get rid of the kid not really on the team and a minor slap on the wrist for the player.

Dead trees in Milford.

The last anybody’s seen of Bobby he had a bottle of St. Joseph’s and was hitting the preschool playgrounds looking for his next protégé.

Nothing at all to do with Gil but I thought y’all would appreciate this. There’s a ‘give-away’ ad been running in our local paper this week. Not making this up!.“Free…… popular……. firewood. You come get”