Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 25, 2015
April 24, 2015
April 26, 2015
Transcript:
Nate: Here's my paper, Mrs. Godfrey. Mrs. Godfrey: Why does it say "A Civil War Faction"? Nate: That's my own word! Fiction and fact! Faction! Nate: It's an unconventional approach, but if you read it with an open mind, you'll always be blown away! It was a dark and stormy night that morning as Confederate guns exploded onto the tropical island of Fort Sumter, Louisiana.
hoshisato over 9 years ago
She is such a bad teacher….
strickmaedel over 9 years ago
And where in Lousiana is Fort Sumter, exactly?
bignatefan over 9 years ago
Good. Kid needs some reality therapy.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 9 years ago
Most open-minded “F” I ever saw!!
Katsuro Premium Member over 9 years ago
That… That is not your word, Nate.
elysummers over 9 years ago
Well it wasn’t creative writing class, it’s history. I think Mrs. Godfrey was right in giving Nate a bad grade.
jploch5408 over 9 years ago
Did Nate sign up for The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest?
Jeff0811 over 9 years ago
F+. The + is for creativity. I would present that grade to Nate, give him a chance to create a factual report. Tell him if no report in 2 days, the F+ stands.
mrsdonaldson over 9 years ago
F for the assignment, extra credit for the creativity. A little plagiarism there with stealing Snoopy’s line.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 9 years ago
What a cold, regimented biotch.
Skullmaster over 9 years ago
Nate should be writing fanfiction.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
I knew he would fail.
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Yeah, right. Steven King got F’s too, and was told he would never be a real wrier, but who’s laughing now?
ChristmasBoneCatalog over 9 years ago
F for Fantastic!
Scoutmaster77 over 9 years ago
Having worked as a teacher in middle school… I agree! :- )
TheCuttingEdge202 over 9 years ago
Why is everyone bashing Mrs. Godfrey? She has a point. For one, Fort Sumter was based in SOUTH CAROLINA, not Louisiana. Second, dark and stormy night, huh? DURING THE MORNING???
Calvin's Dad over 9 years ago
Godfrey Code: F=A+
BNF_OFFICIAL789 almost 9 years ago
you can’t read one paragraph and give him an F shes a terrible teacher I agree.
Fireflies over 8 years ago
A dark and stormy night that morning?
Asadeerf over 4 years ago
She didn’t even take the time to read it! Mrs. Godfrey is horrible!
Happy Eevee about 4 years ago
a dark and stormy night during A MORNING?
parkervance07 about 4 years ago
I would have given him a C for creativity, and offer to raise his grade up to an A if he did a factual report, but if not, the C stays
hockey man over 3 years ago
How could it be a dark and stormy night in the morning?
DankDreams over 3 years ago
Fort Sumter is in Charleston. lol.
Snoopy is the Best! :) almost 3 years ago
“It was a dark and stormy night…” Now, where have we heard that line before, Peanuts geeks?
Teddy Freaking Out over 2 years ago
It was a dark and stormy night that morning
Did anyone catch that
Not Wright over 1 year ago
It was a dark and stormy night that morning?
STUFF ENJOYER over 1 year ago
She barely even read it! She can’t give him an F yet.
Lily (Thatshaxo) 9 months ago
It was a dark and stormy night that morning.
12515527 5 months ago
“It was a dark and stormy night that morning”?
stairclimber33 16 days ago
tbh, this is a fair one. even if the paper is totally ep1k!