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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 06, 2015
Transcript:
Man: It's quiet here...what kinds of coffee do you have? Flo: Just one kind, deah. Coffee. Man: No baristas trying to engage me in a conscience-raising dialogue? Flo: Uh...no, deah. Man: Hmph...gotta tell ya, this place is no starbucks. Flo: Oh. Well......Thank you, deah! Please tell all yawr friends. Man: Coffee is much better without social engineering.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 10 years ago
Wanna cake pop with that?
AlnicoV almost 10 years ago
Then Capt. Eddie comes in, 5 minutes later the diner is empty again.
Bilan almost 10 years ago
How can Starbucks engage customers in dialogues? They’re too busy making 20 Frappuccinos a minute.
Varnes almost 10 years ago
I recently had a pleasant conversation with a cute nurse about how she had met her husband because of coffee, He’d asked her if she wanted to go get a drink with him…She said “No” because she didn’t drink. He asked her for coffee, she said “Yes” And the rest was history…I had to admit that I mostly drank Taster’s Choice…..This pleasant conversation took place during a prostate biopsy with tens of thousands dollars modern machine up my butt….Pleasant conversation though…….
tripwire45 almost 10 years ago
No Starbucks. No BDS. I like that.
starcandles Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Amen to that. Starbucks lost my business because of that crap.
Prey almost 10 years ago
Tried Starbucks many years ago(in NY state). Lukewarm and FAR too many flavours and extras. I´ll stick to coffee in a spanish bar.
Space_cat almost 10 years ago
I’ll take an embarrassing biopsy over Starbuck’s over burnt crap any day!
Guilty Bystander almost 10 years ago
Thank you. THANK YOU!!! Sometimes, a cup of coffee is just a cup of coffee. Besides, when someone complains about the price of a gallon of gas while holding a 16 oz. latte that cost the same amount, it’s hard to take them seriously about pretty much anything.
NoCents almost 10 years ago
If you like coffee, get the AMERICANO – it is just espresso with hot water but you get an excellent coffee taste that is better than just plain coffee. And yes, that has to be one of the dumbest ideas in the history of marketing.
texasl almost 10 years ago
It’s not the “social engineering” that turns me off of $tarbuck$, it’s the quality of their roasts. There is a fine line between roasting coffee beans to bring out their complexity and burnt beans, and the Buck$ bunch crosses it every time.
If I am going to walk in and buy a cup of coffee I prefer the small town atmosphere of a local diner over the hip urban environment fostered by many of the carefully marketed chains. In my eyes the former is much more conducive to a true free form discussion of topics, although sitting back in a corner in either type will give you a pretty good insight on the flavor of the neighborhood.
dabugger almost 10 years ago
star who? Neva heard of it; that coffee is real she delivers. In a windy and cold morn it’s plenty social as is. Flo is OK.
damifid0 almost 10 years ago
Agree. On a side note,the world is being changed,with climate engineering,also,too. :) Peace.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Try Costco Starbuck’s. I don’t think they have it in Sumatra, but what they do have is at a good price.
mrblutarsky almost 10 years ago
Don’t know about coffee, but life is better without pinheads pissing on everything.
Can't Sleep almost 10 years ago
I’ve never been to Starbucks, or Mount Kilauea. If offered a choice, I’d go with the volcano.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 10 years ago
Navy Coffee on the Weather Deck! USN 65-95
rudym300 almost 10 years ago
Priceless
BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Starbucks’ was the fastest corporate backpedal I have ever seen.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 10 years ago
That’s why I prefer making my own at home.
hildigunnurr Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Starbucks won’t open up a franchise here in ReykjavĂk – probably because their coffee is beaten by far by the joints around here (Icelanders looooove their coffee).
alviebird almost 10 years ago
To those complained about “burnt” Starbucks. I recommend the Sumatra or Komodo Dragon. There is variation within the “dark” category, and they are on the lighter side of it. One caveat: Consistency of freshness. Not every bag is a winner.
Varnes almost 10 years ago
Like everything, hunger is the best sauce. If you just crawled out of the snow and cold into the only warm place in sight, any cup of coffee would be be the best cup of coffee you’d ever tasted…
neeeurothrush almost 10 years ago
though i have to drink decaf – peet’s has several nice ones – i prefer the decaf sumatra
water_moon almost 10 years ago
Don’t watch TV, the radio is almost always off, and I chose what news I read on line. I’ve gotten very good at ignoring internet ads, I couldn’t even tell you what’s on the Go comic site today otehr than “Comics’ books”