Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 17, 2015
April 16, 2015
April 18, 2015
Transcript:
Janis: Strong past feelings don't affect you?
Arlo: Not much!
Arlo: I can't brood over every female I've had the hots for since junior high!
Arlo: I'd never get much done!
Janis: You DON'T get much done!
Advantages of having a selective bad memory – when the wife asks if I remember a classmate named (x) it first answer is – nope. Lost track of most classmates and do not know or care where most are anyway. Had 750 in the grad class in HS and only really knew about 30 at any level of personal interest.
The road not taken. My HS was all boys, over 5000 them from all over NYC. No HS romance memories. College was a different story – more females than males.
Regret is the most foolish of human activities. The regret is always over something you have idealized. If you hadn’t done that, the bad thing wouldn’t have happened. But how are you so all-knowing that you can say where that would have led? If you’re honest, you can think of a dozen truly terrible possible outcomes if you had done or not done the thing you regret doing or not doing.
That fourth panel is what really steams me. If Arlo had said that to Janis, people would be screaming about it. A man hits a woman, same thing. He insults her body or her sexual performance, same thing. And all of these are wrong. I’ve got no problem with that.
But when a woman does any of these things to a man, it is supposed to be funny, or at the least, understandable.
maybe someone can help me out..there is a saying or poem that talks about regret. The only line I remember is something about “the saddest words of…are these: it might have been.” Anyone know the whole quote?
I don’t agree with Janis’ current attitude towards Arlo but it doesn’t have to mean the wrong time of month when a female is snarky. And I’m pretty sure Janis is done with that.
@mcapone“It’s a poem about a rich judge who meets a poor-but-beautiful farm girl… a moment passes between them, then they go on their separate ways, both thinking over the years how their lives would have been different had they wed each other instead.”.On an episode of JUSTIFIED a few weeks back, Arlo Givens is telling the joke/tale of a time in which Hillary and Bill got tired of Secret Service being on them all the time, so they snuck out of the White House..Along they way they came across a man pumping gasoline at a service stateion. Hillary mentions he was the first man she ever dated..Bill says, “Just think of who and where you’d be if you had married him instead of me.”.Hillary responds, “I’d be the First Lady and living in the White House..”(in case you didn’t catch it, the implication was that whoever was her husband would have been president.)
He acted like he wanted to know what was bothering her. She told him. He trivialized it and got shot down for doing what most males do — not letting a female work through their problems without hounding them and making them feel stupid because it’s not a problem the male thinks is important. He judged her mood and she judged his performance. Neither of them — their finest hours. Most females work much harder than men do on and off the job because we get most of the detail work on the job and come home to yet another job while the male insists on “free” time as his right.
@comicsssfan Gabriel seems to have been modeled on those men who can live with a woman for decades without really getting to know them. Joyce doesn’t tell us much about what Gretta thought of him.
@Night-Gaunt49“Men, white men are still in charge of over 90% of everything. Women are still raped constantly by men who expect to have the right to do so.”.Written as if it is exclusively and enormously those evil white guys.
Jackson Browne ended the song These Days with the line “Please don’t confront me with my failures, I have not forgotten them”. I listen to that song and still wake up at night thinking about things I did and things I didn’t do back in high school over 40 years ago, including relationships with the opposite sex. I don’t think I have any regrets, just ghosts!
Agent54 almost 10 years ago
Advantages of having a selective bad memory – when the wife asks if I remember a classmate named (x) it first answer is – nope. Lost track of most classmates and do not know or care where most are anyway. Had 750 in the grad class in HS and only really knew about 30 at any level of personal interest.
The Life I Draw Upon almost 10 years ago
What is wrong with her?
Olddog1 almost 10 years ago
Looks like Janis is doing more regretting than admitting.
mlkirk12530 almost 10 years ago
Arlo is right. Consider the issue. Deal with it and get on with life. Regret is destructive.
Aloysius almost 10 years ago
I could deconstruct the relationship or I could laugh. LOL
FosterGrant almost 10 years ago
Why is he talking to her back all the time?
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Ouch.
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Oh, that’s just rude and sexist.
omegateam2 almost 10 years ago
Burn #2, Poor Arlo
Labhrainn almost 10 years ago
The road not taken. My HS was all boys, over 5000 them from all over NYC. No HS romance memories. College was a different story – more females than males.
Labhrainn almost 10 years ago
The situation reminds me of Joyce’s story The Dead. Husband Gabriel was shocked by wife Gretta’s strong feelings for a boy who had died years ago.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Regret is the most foolish of human activities. The regret is always over something you have idealized. If you hadn’t done that, the bad thing wouldn’t have happened. But how are you so all-knowing that you can say where that would have led? If you’re honest, you can think of a dozen truly terrible possible outcomes if you had done or not done the thing you regret doing or not doing.
Max Starman Jones almost 10 years ago
That fourth panel is what really steams me. If Arlo had said that to Janis, people would be screaming about it. A man hits a woman, same thing. He insults her body or her sexual performance, same thing. And all of these are wrong. I’ve got no problem with that.
But when a woman does any of these things to a man, it is supposed to be funny, or at the least, understandable.
Talk about a double standard.
avocet13 almost 10 years ago
maybe someone can help me out..there is a saying or poem that talks about regret. The only line I remember is something about “the saddest words of…are these: it might have been.” Anyone know the whole quote?
mourdac Premium Member almost 10 years ago
With Janis’ attitude, Arlo may start regretting missed past opportunities.
ghek almost 10 years ago
I hope Arlo has a “headache” tonight.
Get fuzzy 4527 almost 10 years ago
Dump Janis for Robin, NOW!
Get fuzzy 4527 almost 10 years ago
Arlo, you could do BETTER!
ARLOS DAD almost 10 years ago
What time of the month is it…
InColorado almost 10 years ago
A very red pill moment, courtesy of Janis
QuietStorm27 almost 10 years ago
I don’t agree with Janis’ current attitude towards Arlo but it doesn’t have to mean the wrong time of month when a female is snarky. And I’m pretty sure Janis is done with that.
sameyers2 almost 10 years ago
Wow. Second day in a row that Janis has been extra snarky.
ChessPirate almost 10 years ago
Arlo, show her what you can “get done”!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 10 years ago
And now we know why Arlo doesn’t get much done.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 10 years ago
knew
gwayner Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Janis has been quite curt this week? Ouch !!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 10 years ago
@mcapone“It’s a poem about a rich judge who meets a poor-but-beautiful farm girl… a moment passes between them, then they go on their separate ways, both thinking over the years how their lives would have been different had they wed each other instead.”.On an episode of JUSTIFIED a few weeks back, Arlo Givens is telling the joke/tale of a time in which Hillary and Bill got tired of Secret Service being on them all the time, so they snuck out of the White House..Along they way they came across a man pumping gasoline at a service stateion. Hillary mentions he was the first man she ever dated..Bill says, “Just think of who and where you’d be if you had married him instead of me.”.Hillary responds, “I’d be the First Lady and living in the White House..”(in case you didn’t catch it, the implication was that whoever was her husband would have been president.)
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Wow, again being mean to Arlo. Harrumph.
slsharris almost 10 years ago
He acted like he wanted to know what was bothering her. She told him. He trivialized it and got shot down for doing what most males do — not letting a female work through their problems without hounding them and making them feel stupid because it’s not a problem the male thinks is important. He judged her mood and she judged his performance. Neither of them — their finest hours. Most females work much harder than men do on and off the job because we get most of the detail work on the job and come home to yet another job while the male insists on “free” time as his right.
Labhrainn almost 10 years ago
@comicsssfan Gabriel seems to have been modeled on those men who can live with a woman for decades without really getting to know them. Joyce doesn’t tell us much about what Gretta thought of him.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 10 years ago
@Night-Gaunt49“Men, white men are still in charge of over 90% of everything. Women are still raped constantly by men who expect to have the right to do so.”.Written as if it is exclusively and enormously those evil white guys.
RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
ZING!!
dtj621 almost 10 years ago
Jackson Browne ended the song These Days with the line “Please don’t confront me with my failures, I have not forgotten them”. I listen to that song and still wake up at night thinking about things I did and things I didn’t do back in high school over 40 years ago, including relationships with the opposite sex. I don’t think I have any regrets, just ghosts!