Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 01, 2015
Transcript:
Rat: Hey, neighbor Nancy, how goes it? Nancy: I'm lonely. Rat: Lonely? I thought you were married. Nancy: Sometimes that can be the worst form of lonely. Rat: Is there no easy path in this worlds?! Nancy: Tell me if you find one. Rat: Have you tried a life of beer and tacos?
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
I’d like to go for the tacos, but pass on the beer (substitute it with a Jarritos).
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
I will now channel my inner cad::Rat, what’s wrong with you? You’re talking to a beautiful (by PB4S standards) woman who’s married but lonely — take her to a motel already!
blunebottle over 9 years ago
Wow- a PBS that actually addresses some truisms. And Rat’s solution IS the easy way out. Not a solution, unfortunately.
oldschool434 over 9 years ago
by the look of her….I’d say yes
knight1192a over 9 years ago
Drop the beer part Rat.
phylum over 9 years ago
rat will change his tune ten minutes before the bar closes…
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
It can’t all be beer and tacos.Sometimes it has to be Jolt and Skittles.
Arianne over 9 years ago
♪ Loving one who loves you, and then taking that vow. Nice work if you can get it. And if you get it, won’t you tell me how. ♪ Frank Sinatra
juicebruce over 9 years ago
Windsor,Beer,Pizza and BBQ………………..swimming pool
Sandfan over 9 years ago
Beer and tacos? Finally, an organized religion I can subscribe to to which I can subscribe.
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
you can’t one without the other
another Frankie, Love and, don’t go there.
john.kalter over 9 years ago
I googled it as well and found this page: https://twitter.com/hashtag/pb4sThe meaning of PB4S is not suitable for this forum.
booyahwonie over 9 years ago
life=comics
whiteheron over 9 years ago
♫♪Ah, look at all the lonely people.
BlackTie over 9 years ago
Well there’s a rose in a fisted gloveAnd the eagle flies with the dove And if you can’t be with the one you love, honeyLove the one you’re with
CSN
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Gee, Neighbor Nancy, if not beer and tacos, maybe beer and pizza, or even Dr. Pepper and pizza? A person could get by on that (if a person were anything like Rat)….
AtariDragon over 9 years ago
“We don’t have no beer, just tequila.”“What’s tequila?”“It’s like beer.”
mac04416 over 9 years ago
You are kidding right??? OK I’ll bite. PBS or PB4S is Pearl Before (B4) SwineCall NASA, maybe they can upgrade your software too…….
Scott S over 9 years ago
Beer & tacos! What more could a man ask for?!
Number Three over 9 years ago
I’m living the single life and I couldn’t be happier.
Tacos sound good!
xxx
barister over 9 years ago
Find a working church, tutor children, volunteer at a hospital, take up a hobby, visit a nursing home. Some suggestions to help feel part of something meaningful and reciprocal.
joegeethree over 9 years ago
A married neighbor lady just tell you she is lonely. Best thing is to walk away and not look back.
codedaddy over 9 years ago
Her plight is understandable inasmuch she is apparently married to neighbor Bob.
Lara Fabans Premium Member over 9 years ago
wine and cheese, yeah
alantain over 1 year ago
Being born on the autistic spectrum works for me. I only get lonely in crowds.