Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 26, 2015

I didn’t know there was going to be a math test.

As Yogi Berra was quoted as saying, “Ninety percent of baseball is half mental.”

To “The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis,” we can now add “The Many Noses of Addison Radley.” Sometimes it’s pointed, (see panel 2) sometimes normal (panel 3), and other times flattened like a pig.

Yes, Tru, you must devote yourself 100% to baseball! How else will you destroy your football career, if not by requiring Tommy Johns surgery? After all, there’s a limit to how many times you can get away with breaking your leg by stepping off the curb while texting.

Beat me to it, Chip. Allah preserve us all, but perhaps someone could crowdfund $49.95 to send Whigham to the Famous Cartoonists Academy. Look, I clipped out the ad in the back of my latest issue of Insect Fear Comics.

“Coach Thorp…Any idea why I’m not taking baseball seriously?” Yes, that ought to go over well.

Hey coach, I’ve got a problem. The rest of the guys seem to think that half the time I’m only half involved and I agree.

Well Tru, what the hell do you want me to do about it? I only appear in the strip that’s named after me about twice a month so you’re already way more involved than I’ve ever been. And yet, I’m a State Champion Coach. Go figure.

In all reality , P 2 Addy Boo uses the Milford version of a hand calculator , her fingers . Textron hasn’t discovered Milford yet .

In all reality , True says " To be or not to be that is the Question . Hey , thats very profound , I’ll copywrite it so no one can steal it ."

Let me know when “rasselin” or 2 a days start!This bantering is painful!

Boo’s various noses and vegamatic hairdo make me curious to see her in a prom dress. Afterall, The Enchantment Under the Sea dance should be soon.

Am I the only one wondering, “What the hell are they blathering about”?

Wax on, wax off. Theme song from the Music Man, “Trouble”.

OK, my little philosophers, if have the time, he’s half involved, how involved is he the other half the time? What is the sound of this story line expiring?

Wax on, wax off. Theme song from the Music Man, “Trouble”.

OK, my little philosophers, if have the time, he’s half involved, how involved is he the other half the time? What is the sound of this story line expiring?

Wax on, wax off. Theme song from the Music Man, “Trouble”.

OK, my little philosophers, if have the time, he’s half involved, how involved is he the other half the time? What is the sound of this story line expiring?

Wax on, wax off. Theme song from the Music Man, “Trouble”.

OK, my little philosophers, if have the time, he’s half involved, how involved is he the other half the time? What is the sound of this story line expiring?

Wax on, wax off. Theme song from the Music Man, “Trouble”.

OK, my little philosophers, if have the time, he’s half involved, how involved is he the other half the time? What is the sound of this story line expiring?

Wax on, wax off. Theme song from the Music Man, “Trouble”.

OK, my little philosophers, if have the time, he’s half involved, how involved is he the other half the time? What is the sound of this story line expiring?

Sorry, something wrong with submit button, I’m really not that vain. However, the endless stream of the same comment is alot like this strip

Ah…….. how sweet! Two teenagers seeking the meaning of life. Well Tru(E). Here it is:“Mongo only pawn in game of life”.

My guess is that True is only halfheartedly, half-trying because that way if he fails he won’t feel half-bad about it.