Herman by Jim Unger for June 19, 2015

My pink flowers go with my pink top — see?

And she ought to know.

Excuse me madam, do I know you?

Of course it does match your gums.

It doesn’t go with your hat either.

like that hat goes with anything!

Probably chose it to coordinate with the hat.

Fashion maven

In a word: GASP !!!

I get dressed and go to work in the morning. Sometimes my wife is not up yet. When I come home at night, I find that our outfits match quite often.

Does this happen with other married couples?

And her hat doesn’t go with her face!

Reminds me of a Chiquita banana commercialWho was that lady with the tutti-fruitti hat?

I guess that they’re going to church. That’s the only place where you can wear such a hat. Why? I don’t know. Sorry.