Arlo: First, I'll put sealant on the male thread...
Arlo: Then, on the female piece!
Janis: Tee hee.
Arlo: You just flunked the first test of professional plumbing!
Ask her which she prefers for cleaning out a service entrance, reamer, plunger, or snake. .(She’ll fall off the tub if he starts talking about putting in a self-rimming sink.)
I remember back when I was in high school and had first begun studying Electronics, one of my female classmates flatly refused to believe that any sort of connectors were referred to as “Male” or “Female”..She was Convinced that it was something Boys made up to embarrass girls..
Varnes over 9 years ago
Wait ’til she learns about brass nipples…..
DDrazen over 9 years ago
If you snicker at the word “tool” you don’t even make the cut.
pschearer Premium Member over 9 years ago
That’s a bolt, not a screw. (teehee)
pjhboyd over 9 years ago
don’t forget the ballcocks
Pocosdad over 9 years ago
Then we screw them together.
speerbk over 9 years ago
Don’t forget about the cockhole cover
Doctor_McCoy over 9 years ago
And, to take the cork out of my wine bottle, I like a good cork screw.
moosemin over 9 years ago
Lately, Arlo & Jan are repartee-ing much like Luann & Quill!
ARLOS DAD over 9 years ago
No wonder plumbers are always chuckling….
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
Ask her which she prefers for cleaning out a service entrance, reamer, plunger, or snake. .(She’ll fall off the tub if he starts talking about putting in a self-rimming sink.)
assrdood over 9 years ago
OK, the above are all the plumbing jokes I’ve heard – anybody got any more?
hippogriff over 9 years ago
When I bought a plunger, I didn’t want to pay for the handle. I needed it for a trombone mute.
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
Same thing happened in the computer world – Male connector → Female port…
AliCom over 9 years ago
Professional plumbers have no sense of humor?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 9 years ago
A lady I worked with always used the terminology " pin and box ".
slsharris over 9 years ago
Shut up, Arlo — she didn’t volunteer for the job — you lied and guilted her into “helping” you…
Dr. Whom over 9 years ago
I think you are all sexist pigs!
Good.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 9 years ago
Maybe that’s why there aren’t many female plumbers, lol.
Tarredandfeathered over 9 years ago
I remember back when I was in high school and had first begun studying Electronics, one of my female classmates flatly refused to believe that any sort of connectors were referred to as “Male” or “Female”..She was Convinced that it was something Boys made up to embarrass girls..
edge2edge over 9 years ago
To say nothing about “laying pipe”…This arc is ripe with quip opportunities.
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Janis has nice knees.
LuvThemPluggers over 9 years ago
If you don’t do it Arlo’s way, you end up with a whole bunch of little pipe fittings you need to find homes for.