Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 11, 2015

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    Wait ’til she learns about brass nipples…..

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    DDrazen  over 9 years ago

    If you snicker at the word “tool” you don’t even make the cut.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 9 years ago

    That’s a bolt, not a screw. (teehee)

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    pjhboyd  over 9 years ago

    don’t forget the ballcocks

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    Pocosdad  over 9 years ago

    Then we screw them together.

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    speerbk  over 9 years ago

    Don’t forget about the cockhole cover

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    Doctor_McCoy  over 9 years ago

    And, to take the cork out of my wine bottle, I like a good cork screw.

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    moosemin  over 9 years ago

    Lately, Arlo & Jan are repartee-ing much like Luann & Quill!

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    ARLOS DAD  over 9 years ago

    No wonder plumbers are always chuckling….

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Ask her which she prefers for cleaning out a service entrance, reamer, plunger, or snake. .(She’ll fall off the tub if he starts talking about putting in a self-rimming sink.)

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    assrdood  over 9 years ago

    OK, the above are all the plumbing jokes I’ve heard – anybody got any more?

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    hippogriff  over 9 years ago

    When I bought a plunger, I didn’t want to pay for the handle. I needed it for a trombone mute.

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    ChessPirate  over 9 years ago

    Same thing happened in the computer world – Male connector → Female port…

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    AliCom  over 9 years ago

    Professional plumbers have no sense of humor?

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 9 years ago

    A lady I worked with always used the terminology " pin and box ".

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    slsharris  over 9 years ago

    Shut up, Arlo — she didn’t volunteer for the job — you lied and guilted her into “helping” you…

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    Dr. Whom   over 9 years ago

    I think you are all sexist pigs!

    Good.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Maybe that’s why there aren’t many female plumbers, lol.

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    Tarredandfeathered  over 9 years ago

    I remember back when I was in high school and had first begun studying Electronics, one of my female classmates flatly refused to believe that any sort of connectors were referred to as “Male” or “Female”..She was Convinced that it was something Boys made up to embarrass girls..

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    edge2edge  over 9 years ago

    To say nothing about “laying pipe”…This arc is ripe with quip opportunities.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Janis has nice knees.

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    LuvThemPluggers  over 9 years ago

    If you don’t do it Arlo’s way, you end up with a whole bunch of little pipe fittings you need to find homes for.

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