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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 18, 2010
Transcript:
Man: Hey, Chap, what's up? Chaplain: Henry, I got a call for last rites. Pratt? Justin Pratt? Man: Over there. But he won't need them - he's going to make it. Chaplain: Oh, thank God... Man: He was worried he wasn't eligible for rites. He's from some sort of multi-faith family. Chaplain: I'm sure we'd have worked something out. Man: You do mash-ups? Chaplain: It's not pretty. But yeah.
ksoskins almost 15 years ago
Apparently he doesnât need prayer because heâs going to make it without prayer.
gulfcoastgrl almost 15 years ago
Obama fill in blank, You get kicked off with your last profile? How many does that make?
Hugh B. Hayve almost 15 years ago
Can you flag someone for their name? I mean, we as responsible, upstanding people, should be on guard against racism and hatred. The world has come a long way, but still has a lot farther to go. Unfortunately, I think humanity is going to blow each other to smithereens anyway, no matter what the peaceful do.
cdward almost 15 years ago
A good chaplain knows most of all how to be with people of all (or no) faiths in those hard times.
BTW, that Pratt guy sounds like he comes from my family: Roman Catholic, Episcopal, Presbyterian, Baptist, Buddhist, Atheist and NASCAR (yup, down south, thatâs a religion, too).
Potrzebie almost 15 years ago
So do Asatru faithed warriors get the traditional funeral pyre?
ocean17 almost 15 years ago
By not dying now, heâs just postponing the problem.
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
For every birth is owed one death. Can I get a second mortgage?
peter0423 almost 15 years ago
Sheik Yerbouti said: âApparently he doesnât need prayer because heâs going to make it without prayer.â
Sheik Y, just to keep it real, last rites isnât a pitch for last-minute healing â youâre confusing it with a âHail Mary passâ. :) Itâs a request for forgiveness of the dying personâs sins and a peaceful passing. Even if you personally may think the words donât mean anything, surely any dying person needs comfort and kindness.
And for the record, how could you know heâs going to make it âwithout prayerâ? He was probably praying for himself â âthere are no atheists in foxholesâ â and others were probably praying for him too. We donât know a tenth of whatâs going inside our own heads and hearts, much less anyone elseâs, so jumping to conclusions is not wise.
Mythreesons almost 15 years ago
Oklahoma City was bashed with a terrible hail storm last Sunday with unbelievable damage. How in the world did President Obama accomplish that! Must have been him, as he certainly gets blamed for everything else. If you really pay attention, I think you will see there are three companies and one long time government agency that can take the blame for any tar balls. So-ObamaTarBallsâGet real.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
my my, arenât we all feisty this morning! must be because of that denial of our daily fix of go comics comments yesterday. makes us all thankful to be back in form bashing each other for views opposite (and therefore wrong) to ours
not that I havenât bashed a few opposing viewers, Iâm just sayinââŠ.
alan.gurka almost 15 years ago
I agree with nighthawksâeveryoneâs getting their shorts in an uproar over this and Sheik Yerboutiâs comment about the soldier not needing prayers (last rites) now because heâs going to make it. Yesterday, we were all wondering how morose Trudeau was going to become with this story line, now that he dodged that bullet, everyoneâs harping on praying and the technical definition of last rites. Why canât we keep the comments light and clever?
summerdog86 almost 15 years ago
Question for youâŠ.
I thought only an ordained priest could give Catholic last rites? I know this Rev. can do all denominations, but last rites is a sacrament.
(I hope this is light and clever enough)
bradwilliams almost 15 years ago
I am not sure but I believe the Vatican has allowed special exceptions for Catholics in military service.
After all, the priests are not really their employees anyway.
Justice22 almost 15 years ago
We should all be multi-faith. Maybe the world could be a better place.
PiratePTG almost 15 years ago
Oh my how hilariously two-faced some peeps are⊠When Bush was in office, everything short of flatulence was somehow his faultâŠ
Now that the Great Black Hope is in office, and getting the same treatment, itâs a travesty!!
@Justice22 - Agreed!! However, we donât all need to be multi-faith⊠Just simply tolerant of other peopleâs faiths. Having basic respect for other peopleâs views would make the world a better place.
puddleglum1066 almost 15 years ago
fbjsr: I really hope youâre right, but Iâve seen too many racist (and other insulting) remarks delivered in a âplausibly deniableâ manner to have much hope that âOTBâ was anything but a racist comment.
As for Katrina, there is an important difference: Obama had been president for maybe sixteen months at the time the well blew out. Bush had been president for over four and a half years at the time of Katrina. Actions he took during those four years, including sending the National Guard to Iraq, postponing Army Corps levee improvements, moving FEMA into DHS (changing its role from disaster recovery to terrorism response) and putting an incompetent boob in charge of the agency, all contributed to making the Katrina mess worse than it otherwise would have been.
Nobodyâs perfect, but some are more imperfect than others.
poohbear8192 almost 15 years ago
Believe it or not, there are non-theist chaplains. Read âGood Without Godâ by Greg Epstein.
See details here: http://harvardhumanist.org/
Spiritual care is not exclusive to believers.
du55 almost 15 years ago
puddleglum1066..There was one other difference..the people in La and Tx were told to evacuate and they didnât. I have not heard one person admit that maybe they lost as much as they did because they failed to listen to what they were told. Time in office really did not have any considerable impact on a Hurricane.
rotts almost 15 years ago
Some of you folks misinterpreted Sheikâs âprayerâ comment.
He wasnât referring to âlast ritesâ, he was replying to Joeâs comment, âThe Soldier still needs prayerâŠâ
freeholder1 almost 15 years ago
Iâm a Christian, Iâm not bothered by Sheik or anyone making a comment against religion cause Iâm also against that. What offends me are racist avatars masking themselves as Christian which shows they have no idea about who they are claiming to worship. a guy who walked with Jews and Gentiles, who drank with a Samaritan and had a Zealot AND a tax collector on his âstaff.â . I flagged the racist name from tar brain and Iâll flag it again every chance I get. Youâre disgracing the cross. Grow up in Him. Donât make others throw up on him.
cdhaley almost 15 years ago
Instead of bickering over what âlast ritesâ means, can anybody explain GTâs metaphor of âmash-upsâ?
The term seems to come from making audio CDs. I found this definition in Webopedia:
âThe term mash-up refers to a new breed of Web-based applications created by hackers and programmers (typically on a volunteer basis) to mix at least two different services from disparate, and even competing, Web sites. A mash-up, for example, could overlay traffic data from one source on the Internet over maps from Yahoo, Microsoft, Google or any content provider. The term mash-up comes from the hip-hop music practice of mixing two or more songs.â
How much of this is understood by Henry and the Chaplain? Or by Trudeau? And is GT comparing their religious syncretism to the merging of websites? âItâs not pretty, but yeah.â
brewwitch almost 15 years ago
palin drome said,
ââŠcan anybody explain GTâs metaphor of âmash-upsâ?â
A colloquial term for a multi-faith family. It is pretty obvious from the context.
DeltaEagle almost 15 years ago
CHAPTER II : THE MINISTER OF ANOINTING OF THE SICK
Can. 1003 §1 Every priest, but only a priest, can validly administer the anointing of the sick.
§2 All priests to whom has been committed the care of souls, have the obligation and the right to administer the anointing of the sick to those of the faithful entrusted to their pastoral care. For a reasonable cause, any other priest may administer this sacrament if he has the consent, at least presumed, of the aforementioned priest.
§3 Any priest may carry the holy oil with him, so that in a case of necessity he can administer the sacrament of anointing of the sick.
DeltaEagle almost 15 years ago
BTW- faiths other than Roman Catholic use the âlast ritesâ
billdi Premium Member almost 15 years ago
OTB â youâre offensive, clueless and ignorant in name and word.
cdhaley almost 15 years ago
@brewwitch
You mean itâs obvious that GT is comparing âa multi-faith familyâ to a media fabrication? Again, where does the METAPHOR come from?
RinaFarina almost 15 years ago
Whatâs a âmash-upâ?
Well, I think my question has already been answered. Thanx.
SuperGriz almost 15 years ago
Mash-up derives from a movie special effects term âsmash-upâ. Several ( or many) pieces from plastic model kits were glued together in novel and interesting ways: instant spaceship.. or whatever.
A mash up, I believe, is several (or many) musical clips, say Mozart and Madonna, plus relevant video clips assembled in new and exciting ways.
Mash up has entered the vernacular and is a very useful term.
Iâve mashed up Wiccan and Buddhist rites to good effect.
(and pardon my grammar.)
SuperGriz almost 15 years ago
ObamaTarBalls = You can call me Pup = Spank Me.
Missed you poopsie.
Couldnât cope with Freerepublic?
SuperGriz almost 15 years ago
The Day of the DitzâŠ
bradwilliams almost 15 years ago
I just assumed âmash upâ was like mashing potatoes. Mixing separate potatoes together.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago
ObamaTarGlobs said, Whatâs the problem? These are Obama-approved tar-balls. Obamaâs MMS took a pass on certifying the rigâŠ
You wish. MMS was responsible for BPâs approvals during the Bush administration.
1148559 almost 15 years ago
@ cdward,
The Church of the Great Oval? I have a friend who is into that.
SuperGriz almost 15 years ago
Oâpoopsietarbelle should be full flame by tomorrow.
robsterfcd almost 15 years ago
There are atheists in fox holes. http://www.militaryreligiousfreedom.org/
And why do we have bronze and iron age clerics wandering around when we could use more evidence based mental health practitioners for a modern age? God couldnât deal with chariots of iron, how can he cope with tanks?
Mythreesons almost 15 years ago
Thanks COYOTE and BILLDI for agreeing with me that OTBalls and/or OTGLOBS has picked out silly names that only show his/her prejudice and narrow view of the truth as to who are to blame for the spill. What stupid names!! Probably posts under other names, too, as noticed comments on other strips.
craigwestlake almost 15 years ago
BTW, did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? Stayed up all night worrying about whether or not there was a Dog.
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
Thanks for setting me straight that Katrina was an act of Bush.
poohbear8192 almost 15 years ago
Rhadamanthus:
!FOOW !FOOW !FOOW