Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 17, 2015

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    Ravenswing  over 9 years ago

    Huh. Milford has a diner?.(Hey, we have to make our fun where we can.)

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 9 years ago

    You know Art, Tru is at least 5 years away from being your meal ticket. Until then, you need to keep up with the cable bill so they’ll unscramble your TV picture. Other than the usual giant hands, especially in P2, there’s not much to work with here. Do we have to wait another week to get to Milford CC?

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 9 years ago

    But wait, there’s more! In light of the happenings this week with J-Rod emerging as Boo’s backup boy toy, my pregnancy theory takes on a whole new dimension. Now, just before football starts, shortly before Christmas, we’ll have to play a rousing game of “Who’s Your Daddy” to find out who will spend his life working at the Copywrite Cafe to support Tru or Alfred E, Jr. The winner of that sweepstakes goes on to Miami of Ohio the loser, gets Boo and the kid. I can’t wait.

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    Mr Reality  over 9 years ago

    In all reality , " True I’ll get right to the point of this meeting , I’d like to offer you some advice but I have none to offer . You’ re like the son I never had .Write us a letter everyday from camp ." " Uhm, Coach , Whats a letter ? "

    In all reality, Mr Reality won’ t be posting next week . I’ ll be too busy watching True at the USC , Texas, Alabama, FSU, Ohio State, Notre Dame and BYU passing camps .

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    bearwku82  over 9 years ago

    No wonder True grips the pigskin well. Look at those meathooks on Art in P1.

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    chujusmith  over 9 years ago

    Wow, I feel like an undercover NCAA investigator with that whole hidden microphone and outside camera spy-vibe we got going on in P3.

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    RayNDeere  over 9 years ago

    Gil is about to tell Tru(e) about the mandatory summer shower sessions with the coaches. Hope Have Mop Will Travel hasn’t started up with the latest MUT yet

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    bitsy twill  over 9 years ago

    P4: “No, no, no, thank YOU!” “Indubitably!”

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    twainreader  over 9 years ago

    Captain Obvious says: “Hmm, P-3, Gil and Tru are making time.” Gives new meaning to “just give me a minute”.

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    twainreader  over 9 years ago

    P-2, yes son, like maybe even get one from a Division 1 school.

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    WoodyTB  over 9 years ago

    In P2, Tru(e) demonstrates how to “palm” one’s own head.

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    Mopman  over 9 years ago

    Well, Art’s big mitt in P1 increases the “One Hand Out” total to 19 for the year.What’s the deal Gil, shouldn’t you be at the golf course by now? All those young golfer wannabees don’t know if you’re supposed to hold the rubber tip or not. And speaking of holding, someone is holding their chest in the middle of today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

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    tcar-1  over 9 years ago

    Modena? isn’t that the name of those brothers that are all professional baseball catchers?

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    twainreader  over 9 years ago

    Sure you have kdizzle:

    Modina greatest love by Bobby DarrinRay Paterson and Modina, ModinaGlen Miller’s In the Modinaand the ever popular West Side Story Aria: Modina, I just met a girl named Modina

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