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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 29, 2015
Transcript:
Bernice: "What's the big 'Come over NOW!' All ab-" Luann: "QUILL'S WITH A GIRL NAMED PRUDENCE!" Luann: "Dez's destiny deck! Prudence will be a deciding factor!!" Bernice: "OH, NO!! You've lost Quill! There can be no other possible conclusion!" Luann: "Y'know, if you're gonna be a counselor, you can't be snarky" Bernice: "Sorry. You just bring out my snark"
Lilikoi70 over 9 years ago
I love Bernice.
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
That burned, Bern.
ShagsCA over 9 years ago
Pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-DENSE!!!!
Namrepus over 9 years ago
Thatās Bernice, always the smartaā¦leck.
Argythree over 9 years ago
Maybe the person who gets severed from Luannās life at this point wonāt be Quill. Maybe it will (finally) be Bernice. At long last, Luann is reacting to all the snarkiness Bernice aims at her. And of course, Bernice tells Luann that itās her own fault; that Luann ābrings it outā of Bernice.
Nice ācounselingā, counselor. Maybe Luann isnāt the only kid in search of a realistic vocation.
Argythree over 9 years ago
I donāt think so. I think Luann just finally reached the end of her ability to pretend that Bernice is her friend.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 9 years ago
You Know Luann, ONCE Upon a Time, Bernice had a Boyfriend Named Zap or Zippo or Something, That SHE Had Problems With. But When She Came to You with HER Problem, I Donāt Remember YOU be SNARKY at All.Just Goes to Show Who Your REAL Friends Truly Are. Truth be Told, Youād have been BETTER Off Calling Gunther for Comfort.
NOW, Remove Bernās Glasses, Give Her a Three Stooge Style āEye-Pokeā and TELL Her to GET LOST.
Argythree over 9 years ago
Really hope Iām right. Not only because Luann deserves a friend, but because the snark level in the ātoon is getting as bad as some of the snarkiness of Lu-hater posters hereā¦
kenhense over 9 years ago
Good theater ā This is what makes a good comic.
blunebottle over 9 years ago
Good use of shock therapy!
wiselad over 9 years ago
we have to be truthful, Luann brings snark from others too easily(not saying is right thing to do) and there is a huge difference between actual snark and banter, Bern tends to be snarky in her comments, and does not take time to be more diplomatic, but Luann has accepted Bernās manner of talk
Airman over 9 years ago
Bernice was effective in neutralizing Luannās over the top, immature emotions. Now, Puddles can go back to sleep. Gunther and Tiffany are out having coffee, pretending to be study buddies while actually studying each other.
wiselad over 9 years ago
now that I think about it, it depends on the ālistenerā, if I was one who got that answer from Bern, I would have not able to contain the laughter and than thank her for bringing me to reality
Argythree over 9 years ago
Luann is not Berniceās āpatientā, and sheās been way too āpatientā with sarcastic attacks.
When did friendship become āhaving to accept whatever sarcasm someone dishes outā? Thatās not friendship. Thatās being dissed.
Again, if Bern thinks Luann isnāt good enough to be treated like a friend, Luann needs to move on.
montylc2001 over 9 years ago
My bet is that Prudence will wind up being 50 and 200 lbs.
RayThomas101 over 9 years ago
Donāt take it too seriously. Itās a good joke.
Keep on keepin' on over 9 years ago
Well, I do think Bern brought Luann back to her center (or close to it, anyway). BUT, if Bernās snark IS bad for Luann, has Luann ever said anything about it before? The friendship (as they recognize it, folks) developed over many years. If some part of Bernice was bad for Luann, how is Bern supposed to know if she NEVER hears it from Lu? Maybe Bernās expression in the last panel is the dawning realization that she IS a snark. And that maybe it is NOT always good. IF thatās how Lu feels. Letās see what the next day or two bring..Even ābulliesā are often hurt and sensitive (though that doesnāt ever excuse a bullyās actions or choices). An otherwise good person (yes, I believe Bernice IS shown as a GOOD person) who finds sheās been hurting a friend will at least TRY to change, and with heartfelt remorse (maybe after a brief period of denial and anger, but still). But, thatās assuming Luann IS hurt. Letās see what comes..And folks, it IS a comic strip. Sometimes snark is thought of as funny. And, if BERNICE didnāt say it, I can almost guarantee SOMEONE would have in comments. Maybe, in the comic strip, Bernās character functions to SAY what many would still THINK.
Just So So Premium Member over 9 years ago
Iād like to point out that obviously Luann called Bernice and demanded that she come over now, and Bernice did. Thatās a friend. It doesnāt mean sheās supposed to sit by Lu and hold her hand and get hysterical with her. Friends banter, and good friends know it.
Terr Bear Premium Member over 9 years ago
Bernice sure knows how to handle Luann. Sheāll bring Luann back to reality.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 9 years ago
9For meā¦. this was WONDERFUL!!!!! I see todayās Bernice as being gently snarky to Luann IN A PURPOSEFUL AND HELPFUL WAY. Luann was acting obviously over-the-top about this Prudence person. The idea of Quill not interacting with any females at the Drama Internship is so foolish that I cannot really believe that Luann would be this melodramatic about the idea that Quill is hanging out and assigned to work with a female. I think it would be a very funny, strange, plot twist is āPrudenceā is actually Dezā¦.. even though it is a bit of a stretchā¦ I could imagine āDezā being a nickname someone named Prudence would select to adopt. It is a bit better than Prude, or Prudy or Dense. If Dez were to be Prudence, it could explain all of her card reading predictions. So, back to Berniceā¦. while sometimes she CAN be a bit too snarkyā¦. in this case, I do think the snarkiness is excessive. I think it is just the right level to hopefully bring Luann back to her senses. I think that Bernice is a great friend. Like all friends, the two of them have their ups and downsā¦. but push-come-to-shoveā¦. I think their friendship will endure.
3pibgorn9 over 9 years ago
āDear Prudenceā
Delphic Oracle, Luann. Can be taken many ways.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 9 years ago
Darnā¦. I had forgotten her name was Desdemona.
Argy.Bargy2 over 9 years ago
-āfriendā must be a butt kissing yes man or woman
Do you remember when Bernice and Delta were leaving for that drive to an interview for an internship for Bernice? A lot of the initial time in that arc was taken up by Bernice and Delta agreeing that it was so great to be without Luann. They agreed that Luann would have ruined the trip by being some kind of drama queen, or what.
Of course, the comedy in that arc came about because both of them ended up as drama queens, when the car ran out of gas and Delta locked the car with Berniceās keys in it, and so on.
But the take away from that, for me, was that Bernice is not a friend to Luann. A friend doesnāt have to be a yes man, but a friend is not someone who smiles to your face and then constantly cuts you down behind your back.
Just so you know, since you say you donāt have a lot of friends: the behavior that Bernice showed during that trip while disrespecting Luann, and the behavior she often shows in reacting to Luann, is not friendly.
Dez has exhibited a lot of what could be called strange behavior, such as suddenly grabbing and hugging Bernice for a long period of time, or allowing her friends to leave things in her dorm suite that Bernice would have to be responsible for, burning incense without asking Bernice if that is ok with her, and so on. Bernice never showed snarkiness toward Dez regarding any of these behaviors.
My understanding of this is that Bernice is happy to be a friend of Dezās, but would prefer that Luann become a part of her past.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 9 years ago
It does make you think twice about Dez.
BradFilippone over 9 years ago
Bernice is great. Her sarcasm is needed to bring Luann back to reality. But I keep wondering about Delta. We havenāt seen her in awhile. I know sheās studying a long way away now, but youād think sheād call once in a while.
Ginny Premium Member over 9 years ago
Because itās the āfriendlyā thing to do, thatās why.
peter0423 over 9 years ago
Why are you picking on Bernice? Your truest friend is not the one whoās always kind and nurturing, but the one who wonāt let you get away with wallowing in your own BSā¦because youāre better than that, and they know it. Bernice is, and always has been, Luannās best friend, and Luann knows it.
notbornyesterday over 9 years ago
Luann, get your arse in gear and hop the first train, plane or bus to NYC; certainly the world wonāt crumble if you miss work for a couple of days; especially if you plan it over a weekend
SactoSylvia over 9 years ago
Luann had time to call Bernice and it took time for Bernice to get to the DeGrootās ā and Luann is still practically hyperventilating. I think Berniceās virtual dope slap was well deserved and well played. Yes, someone else might have brought Luann to the same point more gently, but this is the relationship Bernice and Luann have, and itās served them both well for many years. Bernice knows Luannās tendency to let her mind go to extremes where boys are concerned, and just brought her back in a single frame.
notbornyesterday over 9 years ago
Oh, and Bernice being āsnarkyā? People put other people down to cover and compensate for their own feelings of inadequacyā¦something that Bernice has in spades.
gmu328 over 9 years ago
lighten up ā¦ itās just a strip and Bernice wasnāt out of hand
KeepKeeper over 9 years ago
Bernie was right on, Luann needed a slap in the face, not comforting.
Spiny Norman Premium Member over 9 years ago
Snark / sarcasm love it.Those complaining would never survive North Jersey.Oh, and it is just a comic strip.
ACTIVIST1234 over 9 years ago
Bern was probably a mile or two away, doing her own things in her own life, and Lu calls with this life-and-death message.*Iād be p.o.ād too.
ACTIVIST1234 over 9 years ago
āIām still not seeing your āProā button.ā*JPW ā I see BSās Pro button this morning, but not yours. Sorry about the demotion. Let me know if you need a letter of recommendation, as Iāll be glad to help.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Bernice, are you suggesting that Luann hasā¦ flaws??? Youād better retract that fast, since thereās no surer way to invoke the wrath of the True Believers herein.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 9 years ago
āBernice is a very good friendā¦,Whom else would take her Tantrums?ā_____________________________________
Aw GEE, I Dunno, Gauntlet.
Gunther, Maybe?
Prattaratt over 9 years ago
Some of the best counselors I know are VERY snarky, especially when someone was over-reacting to something like Luann is.
RSH over 9 years ago
Bern is funny and while she can be a cynic, her comments (sometimes) are good for Luann, like todayā¦ āEarth to Luann!ā ā¦is basically what she is saying.
NCTom Premium Member over 9 years ago
Bernice and Luann are friends and friends sometimes get to be snarky with each other.One can be a counselor or one can be a friend, but one cannot be both. Bernice is a friend for Luann, one of the best, actually.
Argy.Bargy2 over 9 years ago
Sort of a ātreat your neighbor as you would want to be treatedā thingā¦
ACTIVIST1234 over 9 years ago
āTo be a Pro, one only need to pay $11.88 a year.ā*Imp ā Oh my, arenāt you cynical? BS and Levi told us over a year ago about the 580 question multiple choice test, with 18 esays and a dissertation that were involved. ANd we can believe Levi, at least, as he is dearly departed.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 9 years ago
Agreed. Some people need a smack to get them to see what theyāre doing.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Okay, so it was mildly funny, but also very mean. Bernice gets on my nerves with her constant sarcasm and snarkiness: she is so one-note.What if anything should we impute to Luannās reading of Desdemonaās cards?
Airman over 9 years ago
I admit that I donāt know what it is and that Iāll probably become the target of the many snipers lurking here, but āPROā status on the comic pages? Sounds embarrassing for grown ups, like a boy scout merit badge. Iām just here to ogle Tiffany, Crystal, and Rosa.
Argythree over 9 years ago
SPOILER ALERT
Somewhat more supportive, but it kind of disappointed me. Iād have preferred Luann to take off for NY City and start a brand new adventureā¦