Its a well known fact that these Bozos will steal…um pilfer….uh collect …thats it….collect anything not nailed down.There would be no silverware, glasses, salt n pepper shakers, toilet paper, paper towels, sugar packs , coffee cups…. heck their house would be empty if they didn’t indulge in “collecting”!
In the UK, the toilet paper in National Trust sites is all stamped “Property of Her Majesty’s Government”. It makes you hesitate to use it, never mind stealing it!
Unfortunately, today, this comic may be extending beyond belief…. I could not imagine a scenario where Jerry would devote enough energy or stamina to get one of those huge, heavy trash boxes from the 7-11 to his own back yard. Even if I supplemented my imagination with a few stiff drinks, I still think it would be beyond my capacity to imagine Jerry doing actual, physical labor. This one seems new and fresh to me. Thank you Julie! I enjoy DS so very much!!!!!
RiverhawkWhy don’t you put the stuff out earlier so people can collect it more easily? They obviously need it more than you do. While you’re at it, put out some usable clothes you aren’t wearing anymore and maybe some canned food.
My first thought with this dumpster was about getting a trash collector to empty it. He would have to pay commercial rates for trash removal, making the dumpster no bargain at all.
He NEVER steals the stuff……he’s always just innocently strolling by, whistling a happy tune and stuff sorta-kinda, kinda-sorta falls into his sticky hands……
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 9 years ago
Its a well known fact that these Bozos will steal…um pilfer….uh collect …thats it….collect anything not nailed down.There would be no silverware, glasses, salt n pepper shakers, toilet paper, paper towels, sugar packs , coffee cups…. heck their house would be empty if they didn’t indulge in “collecting”!
Dani Rice about 9 years ago
In the UK, the toilet paper in National Trust sites is all stamped “Property of Her Majesty’s Government”. It makes you hesitate to use it, never mind stealing it!
mourdac Premium Member about 9 years ago
@dani: do you have to petition the Queen before using?
shamest Premium Member about 9 years ago
wow so low brow
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member about 9 years ago
Unfortunately, today, this comic may be extending beyond belief…. I could not imagine a scenario where Jerry would devote enough energy or stamina to get one of those huge, heavy trash boxes from the 7-11 to his own back yard. Even if I supplemented my imagination with a few stiff drinks, I still think it would be beyond my capacity to imagine Jerry doing actual, physical labor. This one seems new and fresh to me. Thank you Julie! I enjoy DS so very much!!!!!
yubi about 9 years ago
I think Pipe Tobacco is right I don’t remember seeing this one before.
MissScarlet Premium Member about 9 years ago
RiverhawkWhy don’t you put the stuff out earlier so people can collect it more easily? They obviously need it more than you do. While you’re at it, put out some usable clothes you aren’t wearing anymore and maybe some canned food.
Jeff0811 about 9 years ago
My first thought with this dumpster was about getting a trash collector to empty it. He would have to pay commercial rates for trash removal, making the dumpster no bargain at all.
paranormal about 9 years ago
Here anything put out to the street is fair game, with the exception of marked recycling containers.
orbenjawell Premium Member about 9 years ago
He NEVER steals the stuff……he’s always just innocently strolling by, whistling a happy tune and stuff sorta-kinda, kinda-sorta falls into his sticky hands……
patlaborvi about 9 years ago
I can’t help but notice that noones mentioned the name of the dairy on the milk carton, it says property of Dairy Air (derrier, aka Butt)