Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 21, 2015

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    BE THIS GUY  over 9 years ago

    Newton came up with that law after he took a bite out of the apple.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    Newton wouldn’t give a fig about this.

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    Bilan  over 9 years ago

    So, Newton was also the inventor of the See Food diet?

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I had a sister-in-law that obeyed Newton’s fourth law in every sense of the word.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago

    It’s true. Must ……….. eat ……………. rest of ………….. fries.

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    knight1192a  over 9 years ago

    Not true at all. I can stop eating Wendy’s and McDonald’s French fries within five minutes of receiving them and still have half or better left. And usually less than five minutes. That’s because their cold a few minutes after you get them.

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    blunebottle  over 9 years ago

    I’m with Pig on this one!

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    Actually, I think it was Grandma’s First Law; namely, “clean your plate, young man! What about the starving masses in [fill in hunger-stricken country of choice]!”

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    jwondga  over 9 years ago

    Pig is absolutely correct. Every time I visit Five Guys, they load the bag up with fries, spilling them everywhere. It’s beautiful, I tell you. I must eat them all. Including the bits.

    Oh, and congratulations on winning the Reuben. You deserve it.

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    mammamoonbeam  over 9 years ago

    Um, pig! Hate to break it to you, but you’re already fat.

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    mgraves  over 9 years ago

    Pig’s last line explains cable news talking heads.

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    covingj  over 9 years ago

    I thought that law applied to gossip….

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    Ermine Notyours  over 9 years ago

    Better not take Pig to an all-you-can-eat buffet.

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    azktryg  over 9 years ago

    I apologize in advance, but I do have a streak of grammar OCD. F6F5Hellcat, Prof’s hubbie, please discuss between the two of you the possessive case versus contractions. I am assuming an auto-correct issue.

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    Already Fuzzy  over 9 years ago

    STOP IT! I’m on a diet! You’re killin’ me!

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    Vet Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Yes Pig but the motion is capable of being stop without an exchange of momentum.Insert foot.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I agree with Pig, 100%!

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    abbybookcase  over 9 years ago

    allan sherman "clean your plate cause children are starving in europe. so i cleaned my plate, 3, 4, 6 times a day. but they kept starving and i got fat. so if you see a fat person on the street. do not scoff at that fat person. take off your hat & say hail to thee fat person! you kept us out of war! (with patriotic music gradually growing louder and crescendoing)

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    azktryg  over 9 years ago

    Prof’s hubbie: Sorry – I was struck by the contrast. I’ve never previously (publicly) commented on an issue regarding grammar. You did succeed. I haven’t heard that expression before, but I get the gist.

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    NWdryad  over 9 years ago

    Sadly, Pig is right on this one.

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    Lamberger  over 9 years ago

    Piggy is not fat; he’s just drawn that way….

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    sarah413 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Just ask Donald Trump about Newton’s Fourth Law.

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex)  over 9 years ago

    Hot fries? I got a 2nd degree burn (small) on my forearm while struggling to carry a bag of Wing Stop chicken & fries to my car. Stupid bag design kept them laying against my arm (also carrying a soda). Still have the scar.

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I learned a trick from some magazine back in the 90’s. It said to stick to a diet of moderation, you can get rid of temptation by sabotaging your food. Covering the portion you shouldn’t eat with salt or by pouring water over it. Anything to make it highly unlikely you would eat it.

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    hg6it21  over 9 years ago

    Sounds like Donald Trump

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    Number Three  over 9 years ago

    I agree with Pig 100% here.

    Chips are awesome. I like thick ones and skinny ones.

    xxx

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    Gokie5  over 9 years ago

    Hey, Prof’s, if you’re going to do that to us, give us some ketchup, or at least some malt vinegar!

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    knight1192a  over 9 years ago

    Sadly almost nobody who does ’em like that around here. One or two places, and they do slightly thicker steak fries. Worse, better than half the folks around here think fish and chips means a bag of potato chips with fish.

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    Snoopy_Fan  over 9 years ago

    I know several people – some of them famous, some of them not – that have that problem with talking. Once they start, you can’t get a word in edgewise…

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    alextheparrot  over 9 years ago

    Ha ha! Very true. My new words to live by.

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    alextheparrot  over 9 years ago

    Ha ha! Very true. My new words to live by.

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    alextheparrot  over 9 years ago

    I ALWAYS ACCIDENTALLY POST IT TWICE!!

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    claire de la lune.  over 9 years ago

    Same with watermelon. And chips. And many other foods…

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    TMO1 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Actually, tons of french fries go uneaten in American restaurants. Many restaurants put far too many on the plate, so they can justify their prices by making it look like you get a lot for your money. I usually don’t finish my fries in a restaurant.

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    wiatr  over 9 years ago

    Pig’s not the only one. Sigh…

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    Thehag  over 9 years ago

    If Pig gets really fat everyone around him may start thinking bacon.

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    Darkknight55  about 4 years ago

    Man, have I been there.

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