Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 21, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Pig, want to go to that new burger place with me? Pig: I can't. They give out too many french fries with their burgers and I'll get fat. Goat: Just don't eat them all. Pig: When one has french fry has been consumed. Newton's fourth law Goat: Not a Newtonian law. Pig; A mouth in motion tends to stay in motion.
BE THIS GUY about 9 years ago
Newton came up with that law after he took a bite out of the apple.
Sherlock Watson about 9 years ago
Newton wouldn’t give a fig about this.
Bilan about 9 years ago
So, Newton was also the inventor of the See Food diet?
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member about 9 years ago
I had a sister-in-law that obeyed Newton’s fourth law in every sense of the word.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 9 years ago
It’s true. Must ……….. eat ……………. rest of ………….. fries.
knight1192a about 9 years ago
Not true at all. I can stop eating Wendy’s and McDonald’s French fries within five minutes of receiving them and still have half or better left. And usually less than five minutes. That’s because their cold a few minutes after you get them.
blunebottle about 9 years ago
I’m with Pig on this one!
Sisyphos about 9 years ago
Actually, I think it was Grandma’s First Law; namely, “clean your plate, young man! What about the starving masses in [fill in hunger-stricken country of choice]!”
jwondga about 9 years ago
Pig is absolutely correct. Every time I visit Five Guys, they load the bag up with fries, spilling them everywhere. It’s beautiful, I tell you. I must eat them all. Including the bits.
Oh, and congratulations on winning the Reuben. You deserve it.
mammamoonbeam about 9 years ago
Um, pig! Hate to break it to you, but you’re already fat.
mgraves about 9 years ago
Pig’s last line explains cable news talking heads.
covingj about 9 years ago
I thought that law applied to gossip….
Ermine Notyours about 9 years ago
Better not take Pig to an all-you-can-eat buffet.
azktryg about 9 years ago
I apologize in advance, but I do have a streak of grammar OCD. F6F5Hellcat, Prof’s hubbie, please discuss between the two of you the possessive case versus contractions. I am assuming an auto-correct issue.
Already Fuzzy about 9 years ago
STOP IT! I’m on a diet! You’re killin’ me!
Vet Premium Member about 9 years ago
Yes Pig but the motion is capable of being stop without an exchange of momentum.Insert foot.
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 9 years ago
I agree with Pig, 100%!
abbybookcase about 9 years ago
allan sherman "clean your plate cause children are starving in europe. so i cleaned my plate, 3, 4, 6 times a day. but they kept starving and i got fat. so if you see a fat person on the street. do not scoff at that fat person. take off your hat & say hail to thee fat person! you kept us out of war! (with patriotic music gradually growing louder and crescendoing)
azktryg about 9 years ago
Prof’s hubbie: Sorry – I was struck by the contrast. I’ve never previously (publicly) commented on an issue regarding grammar. You did succeed. I haven’t heard that expression before, but I get the gist.
NWdryad about 9 years ago
Sadly, Pig is right on this one.
Lamberger about 9 years ago
Piggy is not fat; he’s just drawn that way….
sarah413 Premium Member about 9 years ago
Just ask Donald Trump about Newton’s Fourth Law.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) about 9 years ago
Hot fries? I got a 2nd degree burn (small) on my forearm while struggling to carry a bag of Wing Stop chicken & fries to my car. Stupid bag design kept them laying against my arm (also carrying a soda). Still have the scar.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member about 9 years ago
I learned a trick from some magazine back in the 90’s. It said to stick to a diet of moderation, you can get rid of temptation by sabotaging your food. Covering the portion you shouldn’t eat with salt or by pouring water over it. Anything to make it highly unlikely you would eat it.
hg6it21 about 9 years ago
Sounds like Donald Trump
Number Three about 9 years ago
I agree with Pig 100% here.
Chips are awesome. I like thick ones and skinny ones.
xxx
Gokie5 about 9 years ago
Hey, Prof’s, if you’re going to do that to us, give us some ketchup, or at least some malt vinegar!
knight1192a about 9 years ago
Sadly almost nobody who does ’em like that around here. One or two places, and they do slightly thicker steak fries. Worse, better than half the folks around here think fish and chips means a bag of potato chips with fish.
Snoopy_Fan about 9 years ago
I know several people – some of them famous, some of them not – that have that problem with talking. Once they start, you can’t get a word in edgewise…
alextheparrot about 9 years ago
Ha ha! Very true. My new words to live by.
alextheparrot about 9 years ago
Ha ha! Very true. My new words to live by.
alextheparrot about 9 years ago
I ALWAYS ACCIDENTALLY POST IT TWICE!!
claire de la lune. about 9 years ago
Same with watermelon. And chips. And many other foods…
TMO1 Premium Member about 9 years ago
Actually, tons of french fries go uneaten in American restaurants. Many restaurants put far too many on the plate, so they can justify their prices by making it look like you get a lot for your money. I usually don’t finish my fries in a restaurant.
wiatr about 9 years ago
Pig’s not the only one. Sigh…
Thehag about 9 years ago
If Pig gets really fat everyone around him may start thinking bacon.
Darkknight55 almost 4 years ago
Man, have I been there.