Roger: Um, there seems to be a problem with the angle of my seat back.
Woman: Here. I can fix that. You had it reclined.
Roger: I'm paying how much to fly with you people?
Nabuquduriuzhur try flying Icelandair, they removed a couple of seat rows from their planes and moved the rest so now you don’t bump you knees to the next seat any more. We were pretty happy about that. Flew with Etihad Airways the other day, everything really nice, menus to choose your food from in economy class, as much to drink and eat as you liked but really cramped. Not very nice on the 15 hour flight between Sydney and Abu Dhabi!
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This is safer – he’s already in the crash position! Which leads one to wonder if this airline needs the crash position so often, they adjusted their seats to provide it automatically.
Most airlines are so desperate for service today, they’re waiving fees left and right. Now, even coach passengers get free Ethernet and the best ribs at 37,000 feet.
Manitobaman over 14 years ago
And if you want something to eat or drink, it’s extra, sir….
hildigunnurr Premium Member over 14 years ago
Nabuquduriuzhur try flying Icelandair, they removed a couple of seat rows from their planes and moved the rest so now you don’t bump you knees to the next seat any more. We were pretty happy about that. Flew with Etihad Airways the other day, everything really nice, menus to choose your food from in economy class, as much to drink and eat as you liked but really cramped. Not very nice on the 15 hour flight between Sydney and Abu Dhabi!
NE1956 over 14 years ago
pdeason2 over 14 years ago
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if you beleve that you most be nuts..
athomas917 over 14 years ago
I thought his company was paying for the flight, not him.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
I asked the city bus driver why my seat wasn’t heated, didn’t recline, or vibrate. I had a lovely walk home. Kids, don’t try this on a plane.
camelsamba2 over 14 years ago
Whatever happened to “seats in the fully upright, locked position” during take-off??
Destiny23 over 14 years ago
This is safer – he’s already in the crash position! Which leads one to wonder if this airline needs the crash position so often, they adjusted their seats to provide it automatically.
kab2rb over 14 years ago
The company mush use cheap rates for flying, wonder how cheap the hotel or motel will be. Will he have to pay for RR.
shirttailslim over 14 years ago
That’s why I don’t fly.
mrprongs over 14 years ago
Don’t forget the priviledge of flying with us tax, and the poor service tax,.
lindz.coop Premium Member over 14 years ago
And the you want your luggage to go too tax.
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 14 years ago
Most airlines are so desperate for service today, they’re waiving fees left and right. Now, even coach passengers get free Ethernet and the best ribs at 37,000 feet.