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TV: A Philadelphia policeman shot himself and blamed imaginary black assailants. When asked why he blamed imaginary blacks, The policeman said, "because there were no Imaginary Mexicans around."
The scumbag cop is on suspension pending his dismissal, plus he will have to re-imburse the city for the cost of the manhunt for the non-existent assailants.
What I don’t understand is how he is not facing criminal charges. Nobody seems to know his motive, but it does seem bizarre, so I wonder if there isn’t a psychiatric issue.
^Could be. There was an assistant principal at a nearby school who stabbed himself and claimed he was attacked by a student (unnamed). He was of course fired, arrested and placed under psychiatric care.
When I was abducted and probed by aliens, I told the police I was held as a love slave by Jennifer Lopez. The psychiatric hospital they put me in has bars.
Hey Lewreader. You need to be locked away in a psychiatric hospital behind bars. You would have to be crazy to complain about being Jennifer Lopez love slave.
pschearer Premium Member almost 15 years ago
The scumbag cop is on suspension pending his dismissal, plus he will have to re-imburse the city for the cost of the manhunt for the non-existent assailants.
What I don’t understand is how he is not facing criminal charges. Nobody seems to know his motive, but it does seem bizarre, so I wonder if there isn’t a psychiatric issue.
cdward almost 15 years ago
^Could be. There was an assistant principal at a nearby school who stabbed himself and claimed he was attacked by a student (unnamed). He was of course fired, arrested and placed under psychiatric care.
Kosher71 almost 15 years ago
Hah ! The Boondocks .
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
When I was abducted and probed by aliens, I told the police I was held as a love slave by Jennifer Lopez. The psychiatric hospital they put me in has bars.
Dirty Dragon almost 15 years ago
Did he carve a backwards B into his face?
(That one always works…)
Trebor39 almost 15 years ago
Imaginary blacks and mexicans are the most dangerous ones, dont’ya know?
poohbear8192 almost 15 years ago
Lewreader:
You ARE such a mix.
drtom01 almost 15 years ago
Hey Lewreader. You need to be locked away in a psychiatric hospital behind bars. You would have to be crazy to complain about being Jennifer Lopez love slave.
smile4steph almost 15 years ago
Messed.