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Two thousand pages of legislation, and five thousand pages of new Federal regulations later, they had decided on the need for a newer ladder, having proven after a series of investigative committees had conducted extensive fact-finding tours, that this one was not accomplishing the task for which it had been created.
How many politicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
Just two. One to explain to the public everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet…
Dtroutma over 9 years ago
Doomed.
Superfrog over 9 years ago
Get the ladder out of the way and we’ll elect a chairman.
Toonerific over 9 years ago
Don’t worry, big business is here to support you. They’ll send in an intern later.
carlosrivers over 9 years ago
that’s probably how it works
Ubintold over 9 years ago
Politicians know how to use a ladder ?
whiteheron over 9 years ago
“We’re from the government and we’re here to help you.”
Plods with ...™ over 9 years ago
Don’t do it. There aren’t enough warning stickers on the ladder.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
Two thousand pages of legislation, and five thousand pages of new Federal regulations later, they had decided on the need for a newer ladder, having proven after a series of investigative committees had conducted extensive fact-finding tours, that this one was not accomplishing the task for which it had been created.
smitty72 over 9 years ago
Uh . . . there’s no bulb there to change!
NoCents over 9 years ago
If it ain’t broke, keep fixing it until it is.
Perkycat over 9 years ago
Your tax dollars at work!
daleandkristen over 9 years ago
And not a single female among them…should I be reading something into this?
pschearer Premium Member over 9 years ago
Your tax dollar at non-work.
rekam over 9 years ago
Oh, horrors!
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
Keep them busy! The longer they are out of their chambers, the better…
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 9 years ago
Trick question asked at the GOP debate.
Jim Kerner over 9 years ago
One to install. Twenty nine to turn the ladder. If they have a quorum.
Tina Brasher over 9 years ago
This was gooood and sadly true.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
You know if the opposite of pro is con, the opposite of Progress is Congress…
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
How many politicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
Just two. One to explain to the public everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet…