Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 17, 2015

Waiting for the explosion…

No sign for “Stray from the path, make your own way?”

I’m not married but I’m pretty sure the “Listen to your wife” road is the right answer here.

‘Wife’ not always the right road. Depends on the woman behind the wife.

Can I phone a friend?

Love ya Wiley.

well…….two out of three is pretty good…..

I notice there’s no “no U-turn” sign.

If the guy were Leroy Lockhorn, I’d suggest future gambles.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lockhorns

If his past mistakes are to the left, what’s behind him?

All roads lead to the same place.

I married “Miss Right.” I didn’t know her first name was “Always”

How about a corner where I can lay down and curl into a fetal position?

♫♪Went down to the crossroads,Fell down on my knees……

Week 2 in Summer rerun mode 2.0.

… or turn around and stay with the tried and true.

Go for future gambles, you have a chance of being right. The other two have NO chance.

For some reason, I have Fleetwood Mac stuck in my head.“You can go your own way.”

I’ll go with future gambles please.

Ego be damned. I listened to my wife.I always told people she was the brains of the outfit, and that the smartest thing I ever did was marrying her.

So where is the bewildered going? Or is it like many who are lost ending up going in circles. Or is this really an illusion of that great play, No Exit?

The woods are lovely, dark and deep.But I have promises to keep,And miles to go before I sleep,And miles to go before I sleep.

Quantum mechanics would have no problem with this situation. Or as aptly explained by Yogi Berra: “When you come to a fork in the road, take it!”

I loved this one and put it on my fridge about three years ago.

“Past mistakes and listen to your wife should be the same road.”Shouldn’t that be “ex-wife”?

Wisdom is the application of acquired knowledge. If you are married…discuss whatever it is, pool your knowledge, and double your wisdom. Then go to IHOP for a senior dinner.

“There’s no guarantee that listening to your wife is going to be the right move.Women are just as capable of making mistakes as men.”True, but it’s still the smartest move if you don’t want a world of hurt.

You drive to the Slauson Cutoff, get out of your car, cut off your Slauson….

Maybe it is about-face.

TURN RIGHT and run sucka !

Uhhh, yeah.

Well, we know the path least travelled . . .

Yes, you’re right. Extreme right.

Best Ever!

dflac, You know I had never figured in Quantum Theory when thinking about Yogi Berra………It’s as good a reason as any to explain why he said things the way he did….Kaffekup, wise and well put…..

Amen!! to that!

This is a test. Today I’m unable to reply to comments; this is to see if I can post them. Must be some kinda glitch.

Listen to your wife is always good. Even if you are foolhardy enough not to do as she suggests.