Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 19, 2010

Creeeeeeepy!

YOW. I may not be able to sleep tonight.

It’s the monkeys, I knew it was the monkeys.

Now, if it were a blue English Police Box……

Hope it’s my ex-husband. :)

It was sleeping, and they woke it…

…thunder clatter boom boom boom…

Don’t worry, call the Car-X man ;)

And start the sinister and creepy background music

and just why does the sinister and creepy background music sound like the “doctor who” theme during colin baker’s “trial of a time lord” season?

There are Daleks in there.

Exterminate, exterminate, exterminate

bleeep you Sir! I’ve been reading this strip for years and I WANT TO KNOW WHAT’S IN THE SHED!

Beginning! Please…!

It’s obvious! This is where they keep Wiley until he meets deadline.

Lord Dogmore, is your avatar Walter?

I’m betting that’s where spammers live….and propagate. …………….. grazer said, about 19 hours ago: Can’t help but wonder how those two very obvious windows are gonna come into play….

The spammers are already loose, I agree with cdward - it is where they keep Wiley.

Oh sure, just walk away.

Oooooooooh, let it be a beginning!

Me likee new beginning!

But who put the post up against the door?

Looks like the shed in Lost. Will Jeffrey start pushing the button?

From experience, I can assure you that it is the most frightening thing on Earth - a single OSHA Investigator who has been tipped that Wiley draws this cartoon while sitting on a stool without a seat-belt and the ink was never tested for human consumption. DANGER, WILL ROBINSON, DANGER!

Before you open the shed kids, just make sure to recite these words: KLATU VERATA NIKTU…you got it?

For a slight Donation of 29.99 or higher to the Ubin Gott Memorial Cartoon Fund, Wiley will continue this story line. Send your checks and money orders to _. Duplicate donations cherefully accepted.

Is that where Dick Cheney’s been hiding?

I thought that obnoxious chick with the bowl cut always was looking for adventure…and she doesn’t even knock on the door?

Weak.

johnparadox,

With a flashing light on top!

It’s Jim Davis.

It’s Sloth from The Goonies!

Why not just look in one of the windows?

Sigh! These kids already left but wait! We think we heard that sound, “RATTLE, RATTLE!” Someone inside the shed tried to get out of the shed with that light on in the night? PLEASE, let the mysterious suspense keeps beginning continually!

I’m still intrigued… :D

It will be interesting to see how this plays out! Maybe its the evil cat from Doug!

Victoria’s in there…she’s really an ogre….

Tiz Dr. Who’s phone booth.

Hmm. It appears to be a lighthouse that has been buried in the woods. XD

I think it’s a shed with bright lights shining out the windows and something rattling inside.

AAAAh! Just open it already!

Well, NOW it rattles and lights up, after everybody LEAVES. If a shed rattles in the forest and nobody hears it, does it make a sound??

Kate: “… a shed is just a shed’” Wiley “… a cartoon is just a cartoon” — or NOT.

As for The End: Knowing Danae as we do, I feel comfortable paraphrasing Winston Churchill, to wit “This is not the beginning of the end, but it is the end of the beginning.”

And no, I did not get a lot of sleep last night. Thx Wiley, loads.

why don’t they just look in the window ?

Late last night and the night before Tommyknockers Tommyknockers knocking at the door Don’t down if I want to, don’t know if I can Open that door for the Tommyknocker man

In panel 4, Is light shining out of the windows or is there a huge cloud or shadow of someting above the shed? It looks totlally different from the surroundings in the previous panel

because something is rattling…

I think it’s the monkeys, and they’re typing the script of “Hamlet.”

They only try to get out at night!!

Pretty wily to keep us in suspense like this!

It is after dark so obviously it is a vampire

It’s Annie and the Butcher of the Balkans, trying to get back into funny papers.

YESS! I’ve been saying since it showed up… thay need to look in the window (which we now know ar on both sides!!

Am I mistaken or is there a face in the window in panel two? Not a human face, though, looks more like a gremlin or racoon…

How did Dry miss that?

I wish to categorically state that the “bleep” in my last post was not a word stating with “f”. It started with “d” but I forgot to allow for cultural differences between Australia and the USA. Sorry! And please can we know what’s in the shed?

EKERT!