Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 01, 2015

. . . twins?

I hope they got a quote for this.

They can’t decide if they’re coming or going.

It practically made them commatose.

Quadruplets??

They should be proud…they’re having smart quotes.

Then again… that means the quadruplets will all want to go to college.

It’s enough to give a comma pause.

No white ones? They’re leading very unbalanced lives.

Obviously, there’s no period.

I don’t get this…

It was supposed to be a routine semicolonoscopy.

ying without the yang

Funny comments!

I guess now I know what a pregnant pause looks like.

I thought it was a pregnant pause.

SAY what?

Somehow, I don’t think he’s the father…

And to think she went in to have her colon checked.

Well that explains why she full stopped having her period.

Well, she did say she was planning to get a couple of quotes from contractors for the addition to the house…

@whiteheronwell, let’s see…

Are you seeing any family resemblance, gopher?

If there’s something strange in your patient’s womb, who you gonna call?Quotesbusters!

Conjoined sextuplets?

Quads…..yikes !Good luck paying for four college educations at the same time !

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