Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 15, 2015

Keep your statements to 140 characters or less!

keep it short or you’ll be 8 inches shorter once your head has been removed.

Just like Cybil? Is this a common problem with fluffy white cats?

Psst, Lawyer guy, the friend of the court can be bribed with a sixpack of beer.

Second panel looks like if Mister Snuffle’s swing’s he’ll actually chop off Rat’s head rather than either lawyer. Third panel the rope is too low, looks like Snuffles will be chopping off the lawyer’s oompa-loompas.

Yay! It’s Mr Snuffles! Do a Google Image Search for Mr Snuffles Pearls Before Swine.

Why, Hello, Kitty!

Awwwwww, but take a look at Snuffles! He indeed is a friendly kitty, just take the axe away from him. Any volunteer?

Hurray for Mr. Snuffles, the Strong-arm Cat of Justice!“Friendly kitty,” indeed! Talk about euphemisms!

I love it!

I don’t remember Snuffles because:a. I’m too oldb. I’m too youngc. I have Alzheimer’s d. He’s forgettable

Woo hoo! In this morning’s Tampa Bay Times, there’s a yellow banner under the last panel of Pearls that says, “Meet Stephan Pastis on Sun. Sep. 27 at 2 p.m. at the Palladium Theater, 253 5th Ave N, St. Petersburg.” The Palladium is about six miles north of where we live. I don’t usually go to stuff, but I might go to this!

It must be easy drawing comic strips when you can be as silly as you want to be! Still, I have to admit it, I laugh most every time.

We need Judge Rat. Hillary’s running for President and giving a lot of speeches.

Yay. Puss is back. Hope to see his pal Guard duck again soon,

Not Guard Duck with a RPG?

Rat should give them a 100-word limit.

Less violent. Oh… Right. This is Rat we’re talking about!

xxx

Yeaaaaaa, Mr. Snuffles is here!!!!!! ‘Bout friggin’ time!!!!!

You tell ’em Sherlock! The nerve of some people…

Are you being served? Keep your response short.

if she’s like cybil, just give her gin

After DC, I see he’s hitting all the big cities.

I think both cause they obviously didn’t get my response to your last post. And didn’t look up Mollie Sugden. But then considering the laugh track always gave a laugh whenever Mrs. Slocombe mentioned her cat on Are You Being Served? I guess I can see why the censors would think it was dirty.

Rat for supreme court!

If Friendly Kitty fails, he calls in Little Guard Duck.

Reminds me of Cybil from Lio

the rope changed color lol

Seems a little strict. Say, can we do that politicians? It would certainly move things along.