Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 08, 2015

If stumbling upon the ex-boyfriend feud is serendipity, why was there so much focus on Gil and Marty in the first place?

The Mayne man, gazing longingly at Gil’s arse as he sashays off to practice. He still looks suspiciously like a young Gil Thorp. Could he be Gil and Holly’s love child? That might explain this ridiculous story line.

Media types like Moon like to stir the pot, but all they need is a kick the Patoot!

Strut your stuff Gil!

In all reality, Gil marches off to practice with soiled shorts with whistling the tune from The Bridge Over the River Kwai.

Gil Belichek Thorp: “We’re on to Goshen.”

Gil Belichek Thorp: “We’re on to Goshen.”

I’m thinking that getting ripped by Marty Moon is far more preferable than getting ripped with Marty Moon.

“I like the angle? Stay on him?” I think this reality show just reached PG-13.

As GilPa struts off to practice, Fats Domino croons in the background.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjUZUWHoAqI

Man, that P2 shot of Gil sashaying away must have been done on purpose for our benefit. I knew it would be way too late for me to be the first to comment on it, but of course today’s Mopped Up Thorp couldn’t resist.Substitute “Gil” for “Her” in this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOYppTlU42U

Okay……. it’s obvious what’s going on. This guy looks like Gil. He’s adult Jamie come back to even the score with his old man and Mimi for shipping him off.

Gil’s got some junk in the trunk http://youtu.be/6v9at5RlFu4

“As long as you’re going to Goshen, can you see if my luggage is at the airport there?”

Milford Air. Proudly serving Milford, Goshen, Mt. Pleasant and the rest of the Valley.

So Holly has apparently shared her previous love life with the entire production crew??

I hope P3 is not the hint for Gil’s meteoric rise on the Bravo Network. I am not ready for Gil to be hangin’ with the Housewives of Milford, and on the couch with C. Jenner for an interview. And I am really not ready for TransCoach: The Odyssey of Gil and Marty! A ratings bonanza for Dora.

This strip brought to you by Milford Ventriloquism College. “When you have something to say but are too lazy to open your mouth.”

To ‘Pogo’……….. I remember watching that as a kid when it aired back then.

If you read yesterday’s P3, then today’s P1, it goes like this:

“Any response to Marty Moon blasting you last night?”“Nope.”“What do you think about getting ripped by Marty Moon last night?”“Time for practice.”

Ha ha, somebody should make a “storyline meter” with readings such as “peacock”, “cokebox bikini”, “tat slap”, “wrestling charity”, etc. The hard part would be deciding the order. And the idiotic side of the meter would be crowded with old topics, the “good” side would be quite sparse. We could move the meter left and right as each season got better or worse.

Tcar, the link I posted has disappeared. I hope Mel Blank and Jack Benny didn’t offend the PC police.

Mop, P-1 giant hand hitchen a ride; P2 giant hand about to pick producers nose; two in three panels! OK everybody give Whingham a big HAND

I’m still wondering what the “dear superintendent” received in exchange for permitting this travesty.