Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for October 06, 2015

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    Ravenswing  almost 9 years ago

    Hang on — Moon needs INDUCEMENTS to slag Milford’s teams? Since when?

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    TheBrownStarfish  almost 9 years ago

    A drink?!? C’mon, who is this really. The Marty I know would never have just “A” drink.

    I guess Marty isn’t convinced that the linemen are cool. And really, how could anyone blame the coaches for anything. The few times they attempted to coach, the players ignored them and called their own plays.

    Mimi stays home listening to Marty instead of going to the opening game with her State Champion Coach husband? Pedro must be in town.

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    Mr Reality  almost 9 years ago

    In all reality , don’ t we all know where this is going , a hair pulling, b*tch slapping , eye scratching fight between Holly and Mimi . Mimi will confront Holly and say It’s Stand By Your Man time and slap Holly .

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    chujusmith  almost 9 years ago

    Meanwhile, all across America, reality TV viewers are saying, “Yep, I can see why this guy only does small-town radio broadcasts.”

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    bearwku82  almost 9 years ago

    P1- Neil Rubin put that “one drink” line in for laughs. P2- Moon during what he does best, act a fool. P3- A pissed off Mimi is a sexy Mimi. Fire up the blender Pedro!

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    tcar-1  almost 9 years ago

    I like that combination window unit A/C – AM/FM radio the Thorp’s have. I bet it gets WKRP, KORN, and the Mt. Pilot station in addition to the Marty Moon show.

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    joh  almost 9 years ago

    @starfish

    http://dailylifestyle.com/hilarious-photos-that-will-make-you-literally-lol/67/

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    miffedmax  almost 9 years ago

    Which is riper, Marty’s booze breath, or Holly’s shirt? I’m thinking either one can kill at up to 500 yards.

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    tcar-1  almost 9 years ago

    This is all I could find. The radio part is way at the end if you want to skip over to there. .https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG5NP-04vzc

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    bitsy twill  almost 9 years ago

    How is this a reality show about a celebrity returning to her hometown to teach English? Is the idea that it’s really just a guise to film “Celebrity ex-Boyfriend Love Triangle” or does this plot make no sense whatsoever?

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    XianProf  almost 9 years ago

    Right. It’s the coaches’ fault for not giving the younger players more playing time last season…when they won the state title. Ignore the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. We have to prepare our backups to be better next year.

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    Mopman  almost 9 years ago

    Yeah, so the reality show about a movie star turned English teacher wants to create controversy about the football team because….um….hmm. Is the plan to get Steve Boone fired and have Dora take over as line coach? Speaking of plans, you should plan on reading Mopped Up Thorp right now.

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    Mopman  almost 9 years ago

    I got it. Big plot twist coming – Holly is the daughter of Coach Drool! It’s part of his plot to take out Gil as revenge for stealing Tru(e).

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    twainreader  almost 9 years ago

    P-3: You’re wrong, Marty. I gave all of the younger kids plenty of playing time. Like the cliche Gil likes to quote: “The game is won in the trenches.” Maybe, I should tweak their techniques.

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    kdizzle  almost 9 years ago

    Tru and Jarrod were “younger players” last season – another brilliant analysis by Martini Moron

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    twainreader  almost 9 years ago

    I hope I’m not too late…Marty’s dig is the “little favor”. The reality show/English teacher actually wants to star in a remake of that awful Goldie Hawn coaching football movie. Like Hendrix says in Foxy Lady “Look out Gil! C’mon to git shoo!!”

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