FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 05, 2015

In before the obvious racist jokes.

Don’t we have an orangutan running right now?

There’s some orange-haired orangutan running for the job right now.

Didn’t do real well in ’00 and ’04 – the never ending wars.

My comment was going to be “how prophetic” but it looks like many of you beat me to that train of thought.

Paper ballots work. Have done for years.

The problem is that monkeys would be an improvement over all the people, regardless of party, running for president.

We did once elect the monkey’s co-star.

The monkeys elected the last President. They are called voters.

Already happened…

And 00 and 04 too.

http://www.metrolyrics.com/the-monkey-that-became-president-lyrics-tom-t-hall.html

People decried Bush (II) for increasing the national debt by almost $4 trillion in 8 years. No one says much about Obama increasing by over $8 trillion in just 7 years.

Strictly speaking, a chimpanzee isn’t a monkey, but an ape. But we really can’t expect Bill to amend his strip for re-publication.

We have done worse.

Famous last words.