Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 16, 2015

@MilfordDarcelle: My English teacher hides behind doorways and listens in on conversations. #creepy #getalife #youreold #anybodyseenBoo

I thought the freshman 15 was a college thing. Apparently a couple of the girls in P1 are in advanced placemat, er placement.

They have twitter in Milford?!? didn’t we just have the Thorp’s 50’s sleeping setup yesterday. How time flies.

Kaz/Elvis in P3, “And that’s just as well cause you’ll never hear the end of it from Mimi.”

Can we get to the cat fight in the shower now?

And Gil can’t figure out that mysterious pain in his neck … from Mimi jabbing him in the neck with the remote as he slept

Come now, Kdizzle. That should be #urold. Get with the zeitgeist!

It’s time for Dr. Pearl or Mr. Weatherby to pull the plug on this trainwreck! If they fail to act, move the issue up to Supertendent Chalmers.PFTETOG (Parents For The Ethical Treatment Of Gil)

MI

Been awhile since last Gil mug sighting and Bobby Kaz is blocking.

In all reality , those stars over Gils head yesterday were caused by a karate chop delivered by Mimi to the back of Gil’s neck. Marty Moon will launch a slanderous attack on Gil based upon what he saw on Holly’s reality show .Gill will lawyer up. Stay tuned.

This is going to get ugly eventually, so let’s just cut to the Holly and Mimi wrestle-off in a pool of Jello and be done with it. (A man can dream can’t he?)

I’m stunned at the restraint shown by the rest of you in not pointing out the hidden “face” in P1. And appalled by the fact that now you’ve got me seeing these things too.

P-2; Is holly auditioning for Tea House of the August Moon or a remake of Shirley McClain as a Geisha?

So Gil really did sleep through the program? They must go to bed very early at the Thorpe house.

Gil is wearing one of his Mark Trail shirts today.

I still got my money on edited footage of Gil telling his team they suck before the last game. And speaking of sucking, today’s Mopped Up Thorp doesn’t suck. On the other hand, it won’t win any awards either.

W.C. Fields would intone, “she’s a painted city woman”.

Inspired by the comment ‘train’ started by Bitsy..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaQFC0h91zQ

Bear………. surprised you never thought of that one!