Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 09, 2015
November 08, 2015
November 10, 2015
Transcript:
Pig: We're getting cited by the homeowners association for an unsightly front yard.
Rat: What? I've been mowing the lawn weekly.
Pig: I don't think it's the lawn.
Rat: What else could it be?
Guard Duck: Ahoy, matey.
Ah, the dreaded homeowners association! They who define “unsightly” as “your car in the driveway got a flat” and “debris” as “the phone books that were for some reason delivered two weeks ago to the side door you never use”.
Apparently Admiral Guard Duck’s flotilla did not quite make it to the Middle East (unless he meant the middle of the east side of the lawn).I must admit that a toilet in the front yard is not a Good Look, and the Homeowners Association probably has valid grounds for a complaint….
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
Interesting lawn ornament.
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
Well, some people utilize toilets as flower pots as a lawn decoration.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 9 years ago
GD continues to move ahead.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Well, I guess that would make the yard look a bit… er… cra¶¶y…
knight1192a almost 9 years ago
And yet if they called it art the homeowners association might find they had no feet to stand on.
danfromfreddybeach almost 9 years ago
that neighbourhood is really going down the toilet
Bilan almost 9 years ago
GD, when you said you were going to the middle east, we didn’t think you meant 500 block of East St.
dadoctah almost 9 years ago
Ah, the dreaded homeowners association! They who define “unsightly” as “your car in the driveway got a flat” and “debris” as “the phone books that were for some reason delivered two weeks ago to the side door you never use”.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I thought GD was relocating to the Middle East or the Mediterranean.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Apparently Admiral Guard Duck’s flotilla did not quite make it to the Middle East (unless he meant the middle of the east side of the lawn).I must admit that a toilet in the front yard is not a Good Look, and the Homeowners Association probably has valid grounds for a complaint….
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
at least Guard Duck isn’t threatening him
ReneDescartes almost 9 years ago
Toilet Duck?
Ermine Notyours almost 9 years ago
I guess they do man tanks in the navy.
Cheapskate0 almost 9 years ago
Can we make HOG a new acronym?
Dave Ferro almost 9 years ago
Lil Guard Duck’s brown-water navy…
Carl R almost 9 years ago
I’m not sure the Homeowner’s Association is ready for GD’s response to the complaint.
kaffekup almost 9 years ago
Wait, nobody noticed that Rat says he’s been mowing the lawn weekly? He couldn’t bamboozle Pig into doing it? Sounds too much like exercise.
Sherlock Watson almost 9 years ago
Looks like the “Homo Ass” (That’s how I abbreviate it) is about to be wiped out by Rear Admiral Duck.
Anonymous!! almost 9 years ago
Go Little Guard Duck!!! – ( ’)>
abbybookcase almost 9 years ago
this won’t end well
echoraven almost 9 years ago
HOA = license to steal.
toahero almost 9 years ago
I pity the poor fellow who has to attempt to remove the toilet.
Number Three almost 9 years ago
No ducks in toilets allowed!
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danketaz Premium Member almost 9 years ago
H.O.A.? You may fire when ready, Gridley.
Guilty Bystander almost 9 years ago
When you’ve got a toilet in your yard, wouldn’t that make it a “dump” by definition?
googonite almost 9 years ago
One toilet in the front yard = trashSix toilets arranged in an arc and planted with flowers = art
Squirrel Chaser over 2 years ago
“The Help”
alantain about 1 year ago
Just call it a bird bath.