Annnnnd, it’s a wrap! Dorky apologizes, Former State Champion Coach Gil inspires and we’re on to basketball. And no, we’ll never hear another thing about Dora or the reality show. All of that will disappear as quickly as the Thorp kids did.
That is one serious index finger Gil is sporting in P2. No wonder Dora came back for more.
If only, Brown Starfish. No, we’re due for a smarmy strip in which Holly sees the light, and quits Hollywood forever to be a simple schoolmarm in Split Cheeks, Saskatchewan.
In all reality ,P 3 don’t they usually insert a voice box in your throat and not behind a dimple in your chin ? Maybe that’s why Gil’s lower teeth were removed .
Five game season concludes with Senior Night (No, not for you Coach) at venerable Milford Memorial Stadium with Coach Drool and VT. Last chance to get Disco Mayne with a “special” play dedicated to him.
What did Dory apologize for? Punching the kid who taunted him? Skipping practice? Making really lame jokes in English class? Doing a cartwheel? Being a dumbass?
Well Dory learned his lesson when….um….when did he learn his lesson? Leisure Suit Larry had his ass handed to him…oh, no, not at all. Well at least Marty…uh…no. Well, at least this lost season ends with a thumping of VT – after that rousing speech you just know the Mudlarks will pound the crap out of the, uh, Techers? What is their nickname anyway? And speaking of nicknames, you might want to give today’s Mopped Up Thorp a nickname. Maybe, “juvenile”? “Crappy?” “Awesome”? “Lame?”
Out of curiosity, are linemen still cool? Holly is workshopping a sitcom which is based on kickers and linemen living together in a dorm at Acme State School ( ASS). Hilarious to say the least! Networks will eat it up.Mr. Furley
By the time this is over the only school that will offer Tru(E) a scholarship is the good old “Sam Houston Institute of Technology” ………. which by the way is where this whole thing is going.
kdizzle about 9 years ago
Over? The season’s not over until WE decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour? Who’s with me?
TheBrownStarfish about 9 years ago
Annnnnd, it’s a wrap! Dorky apologizes, Former State Champion Coach Gil inspires and we’re on to basketball. And no, we’ll never hear another thing about Dora or the reality show. All of that will disappear as quickly as the Thorp kids did.
That is one serious index finger Gil is sporting in P2. No wonder Dora came back for more.
Ravenswing about 9 years ago
If only, Brown Starfish. No, we’re due for a smarmy strip in which Holly sees the light, and quits Hollywood forever to be a simple schoolmarm in Split Cheeks, Saskatchewan.
Mr Reality about 9 years ago
In all reality ,P 3 don’t they usually insert a voice box in your throat and not behind a dimple in your chin ? Maybe that’s why Gil’s lower teeth were removed .
bearwku82 about 9 years ago
Five game season concludes with Senior Night (No, not for you Coach) at venerable Milford Memorial Stadium with Coach Drool and VT. Last chance to get Disco Mayne with a “special” play dedicated to him.
chujusmith about 9 years ago
Those players in P2 look absolutely stunned and confused. Who is this guy talking to us in the huddle?
dadscool about 9 years ago
We need more humiliation for Holly and Mayne before basketball begins.
bitsy twill about 9 years ago
What did Dory apologize for? Punching the kid who taunted him? Skipping practice? Making really lame jokes in English class? Doing a cartwheel? Being a dumbass?
gzitver about 9 years ago
“We learned about priorities, about perserverance.”
Doesn’t at least one player have the nerve to ask, “When did we learn about all that stuff, coach?”
Mopman about 9 years ago
Well Dory learned his lesson when….um….when did he learn his lesson? Leisure Suit Larry had his ass handed to him…oh, no, not at all. Well at least Marty…uh…no. Well, at least this lost season ends with a thumping of VT – after that rousing speech you just know the Mudlarks will pound the crap out of the, uh, Techers? What is their nickname anyway? And speaking of nicknames, you might want to give today’s Mopped Up Thorp a nickname. Maybe, “juvenile”? “Crappy?” “Awesome”? “Lame?”
Lukebunkin about 9 years ago
Out of curiosity, are linemen still cool? Holly is workshopping a sitcom which is based on kickers and linemen living together in a dorm at Acme State School ( ASS). Hilarious to say the least! Networks will eat it up.Mr. Furley
twainreader about 9 years ago
Wait, what about that tape? @gvitzer: why they learned them from Midsummer Night’s Dream. Ah, what fools these Mudlarks be.
tcar-1 about 9 years ago
Mort Drucker…… wherever you are……. please hit this strip and give it what it so richly deserves!
tcar-1 about 9 years ago
By the time this is over the only school that will offer Tru(E) a scholarship is the good old “Sam Houston Institute of Technology” ………. which by the way is where this whole thing is going.