That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 24, 2015

I got the lamb, now who has the mint jelly?

If the lamb is this much trouble, there’s no damn way I’m going to have kids.

Mary had a little lamb,Her Daddy shot it dead.So now she takes her lamb to school, Between two slabs of bread.

“Why is Mary crying?”

“Her aunt said, ’Aren’t you a little lamb!’”

Mary had a little lamb, and a side order of Spaghetti.

STOP! Thief! Her name is Mary! She went that way!

Mary had a little lamb, it fell into a well. Mary dropped some dynamite in, and blew it all to little pieces about so big.

" I don’t know why we can’t have turkey, like everyone else ! "

Mary had a little lamb,a little beef, a little ham

When they carried Mary out,her face was white as snow

Mary had a little lamb,a little beef, a little ham

When they carried Mary out,her face was white as snow

Mary had a little lamb,A little pork, a little jam,A little egg on toast,A little potted roast,A little stew with dumplings white,A little shad,For Mary hadA little appetite.

Mary had a little lamb.

His fleece was black as soot.And everywhere that Mary went,His sooty foot he put.

A click-to-enlarge image can be found at the only work, by this artist, so far, to appear in Mr. Melcher’s blog (yesterday). Again, it is a cropped image. A full, interactive enlargement can be found here.A Girl Holding a Sheep is shown, with a different coloration image, by its current-location (English) page (has English components, Google translation of full page).According to this (painting’s date should be 1889), it was one of the artist’s last before experiencing a breakthrough, calling it amateurish. His Wikipedia page and collection (more under Subcategories at each level).First work, by this artist, to appear here.P.S. Since others are posting their variation, from my childhood:

yet lambent

First date

“Schlaf, Kindlein, schlaf Dein Vater ist ein Schaf…

I wonder if Mary sometimes wakes up in the dark and hears the screaming of the lambs?

Mary had a little lamb ? Didn’t know she was into bestiality.

’scuse me…izzat a GOAT?..N-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-

Mary was a perfect lambRespected DadObeyed her MamWould always do what she was toldWas mild and pure and never boldHad never learnt the word for “No”And then she met this guy called Joe

!!!***********!!!!!! (censored )

She smiledAnd he said “Thank you, ma’am”

O.K., so I’m a wolf and I got this lamb suit on…NOW WHAT?

So tell me Clarice ….. Have the lambs stopped screaming?

Mary had a little laugh when she ate the lazy lamb.

They taste better that way, with more fat than muscle.

She’s not carrying an ass, she’s carrying a sheep!

Stevie Ray Vaughanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6lq0sRon0k

Another work by this artist can be found here.