Stephen King once said that the biggest difference between the “Harry Potter” series and the “Twilight” series is that J.K. Rowling is actually a good writer.
As for what is and is not “in the realm of belief”…
I’m not gonna touch that one.
I read in a book or magazine a long time ago about an interview with Satan who was talking about the commandments:
“Well, there are actually several dozen commandments, but Moses was only given ten because the others wouldn’t have made any sense to the Hebrews 2500 years ago. For instance, ‘Thou shalt not press every button on the elevator as thou art getting off.’ That’s a real biggie, a Mortal Sin, you come straight to Hell if you die with that one on your conscience. I get a lot of souls through stuff like that, only nobody knows about it because the Heavenly Printing Office is so slow in publishing the Code supplements.”
leakysqueaky712 about 14 years ago
Moses, Moses, Moses.
margueritem about 14 years ago
Good try, Moses.
ksoskins about 14 years ago
Take two tablets and call me in the morning.
Colt9033 about 14 years ago
Man he must be planning to live a long time for that problem solved
lewisbower about 14 years ago
Half of the 11th commandments involve cellphones and Ipods.
anorok2 about 14 years ago
The 11th commandent is “Thou shalt not play the accordian”
( I know I said this before, but I couldn’t resist it. )
jpozenel about 14 years ago
I can see he’s still gone. He would have to make a comment on this one.
Possum Pete about 14 years ago
I miss him.
fritzoid Premium Member about 14 years ago
Does anybody over age 17 go see the “Twilight” movies?
leakysqueaky712 about 14 years ago
You’ve got a point there fritzoid
The ads I’ve seen are so stupid.
fritzoid Premium Member about 14 years ago
Stephen King once said that the biggest difference between the “Harry Potter” series and the “Twilight” series is that J.K. Rowling is actually a good writer.
As for what is and is not “in the realm of belief”… I’m not gonna touch that one.
fritzoid Premium Member about 14 years ago
I read in a book or magazine a long time ago about an interview with Satan who was talking about the commandments:
“Well, there are actually several dozen commandments, but Moses was only given ten because the others wouldn’t have made any sense to the Hebrews 2500 years ago. For instance, ‘Thou shalt not press every button on the elevator as thou art getting off.’ That’s a real biggie, a Mortal Sin, you come straight to Hell if you die with that one on your conscience. I get a lot of souls through stuff like that, only nobody knows about it because the Heavenly Printing Office is so slow in publishing the Code supplements.”