The Flying McCoys by Glenn McCoy and Gary McCoy for July 22, 2010
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Transcript:
GOD: "No, I'm not adding an eleventh commandment that your wife can't drag you to see those goofy twilight movies" Moses: "It was worth a shot"
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I read in a book or magazine a long time ago about an interview with Satan who was talking about the commandments:
“Well, there are actually several dozen commandments, but Moses was only given ten because the others wouldn’t have made any sense to the Hebrews 2500 years ago. For instance, ‘Thou shalt not press every button on the elevator as thou art getting off.’ That’s a real biggie, a Mortal Sin, you come straight to Hell if you die with that one on your conscience. I get a lot of souls through stuff like that, only nobody knows about it because the Heavenly Printing Office is so slow in publishing the Code supplements.”