My wife was having her eyes checked and the optometrist said she had the beginnings of Cadillacs. It turned out he was actually looking to buy a Cadillac and misspoke.
Knew a guy who said he couldn’t fly jets because he would get oriental. Also said he quit dating one girl cause she was so dirty, “She wouldn’t keep her clothes in a hamster.”
My very best friend, whom I dearly loved and who sadly has passed, always said “Breakfix” instead of “Breakfast”. Sometimes my family still says it wrongly on purpose in her memory.
This guy must be a good patient. When they were operating on his eye, the anesthesiologist noted:“nonverbal, noncommunicative and offers no complaints” And that he was “unresponsive and in no distress”
gammaguy about 9 years ago
It’s being replaced by a hydropower dam.
Nuri the Turk Premium Member about 9 years ago
I have a friend in Virginia who is always making these malapropos. He once asked why his Ford Grenade had a Cadillac converter.
Gerald Henley about 9 years ago
My wife was having her eyes checked and the optometrist said she had the beginnings of Cadillacs. It turned out he was actually looking to buy a Cadillac and misspoke.
J Short about 9 years ago
Knew a guy who said he couldn’t fly jets because he would get oriental. Also said he quit dating one girl cause she was so dirty, “She wouldn’t keep her clothes in a hamster.”
dlkrueger33 about 9 years ago
My very best friend, whom I dearly loved and who sadly has passed, always said “Breakfix” instead of “Breakfast”. Sometimes my family still says it wrongly on purpose in her memory.
Lyons Group, Inc. about 9 years ago
Linguist about 9 years ago
This guy must be a good patient. When they were operating on his eye, the anesthesiologist noted:“nonverbal, noncommunicative and offers no complaints” And that he was “unresponsive and in no distress”
stuart about 9 years ago
And a Cataphract is an early armored knight.
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
I don’t see a joke hear…
wiatr about 9 years ago
Goodnight, Loon.