Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 30, 2015

It’s being replaced by a hydropower dam.

I have a friend in Virginia who is always making these malapropos. He once asked why his Ford Grenade had a Cadillac converter.

My wife was having her eyes checked and the optometrist said she had the beginnings of Cadillacs. It turned out he was actually looking to buy a Cadillac and misspoke.

Knew a guy who said he couldn’t fly jets because he would get oriental. Also said he quit dating one girl cause she was so dirty, “She wouldn’t keep her clothes in a hamster.”

My very best friend, whom I dearly loved and who sadly has passed, always said “Breakfix” instead of “Breakfast”. Sometimes my family still says it wrongly on purpose in her memory.

This guy must be a good patient. When they were operating on his eye, the anesthesiologist noted:“nonverbal, noncommunicative and offers no complaints” And that he was “unresponsive and in no distress”

And a Cataphract is an early armored knight.

I don’t see a joke hear…

Goodnight, Loon.