Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 05, 2016

I drink to forget… that works for me; just as long as I don’t forget to drink.

Oh, dear, you just reminded me – this is an election year all ovah’ Orstraylia.

There is: the Brits call it a “vote of no confidence.” That would make things SO much easier…

♪♪ Red, red wineIt’s up to youAll I can do, I’ve doneMemories won’t go, memories won’t go.♫♫

Better way? Canadian Fog….Mist, what ever…….

Of course there is a better way.Eventually, they will stop the shouting and the shoving and the fiery rhetoric and begin the slashing and the shooting and the bloodletting. Naked apes are inherently violent and war-like. Even in the most peaceful of times, their antagonistic nature causes them to find fault and seek Justice and Retribution against all slights, real or imagined. The fact that their own common human nature is to blame for all their suffering is entirely lost on them, as they edge ever closer to open warfare in their search for Peace and Unity.It’s a great show.

I often wonder what Pauly is thinking…….Where does his mind wander to? Does Pauly have a secret love?………And what are HIS fantasies?…..I’d love to see Pauly’s versions of Eddie’s stories…….He’s always with Eddie, so he must have seen some crazy things, (or not)… Anyway, I’d love to see Pauly’s thoughts..I see him every day, but I feel as if I don’t really know him…..

This is the sort of stuff that makes me want to maroon myself on an island with a palette of duck tape.

China has it right. Gather all the best and brightest in one room until they can decide who among themselves who is the best leader.

I have no problem with general elections, I can´t vote in my adopted country and I have been away from my native country too long, so, no problem I just ignore them.

Somehow, I don’t think that “Bah-Bon” alone is going to be sufficient to anesthetize our sensibilities and enable us survive this election season.

The desperate dronings of the dull and duplicitous is exceeded only by the ferocity of the farcical fearmongers.

I’m opting for a barrel of single malt Irish !

My question is: With U.S. elections taking up to 2 years (including the pre-primary stuff) and elections happening every 2 years, when do your politicians have TIME To do ANYTHING before having to start campaigning again? At least in Canada our campaigns only last anywhere from 39 – 90 days-ish every 4 years (Federally, repeat for Provincial elections, just not necessarily in the same year).

All this fuss could easily be ended by acclaiming me emperor. No need for an expensive palace. I’ll rule from home by e-dict.

Bah-bon? So what was ‘wasted’ in da year?

None of the above would lead to the return of the brokered convention, for better or worse.

Bah-bon? Oh! Bahbon!

Is she speaking English in that last panel????

Sigh, I see the mental age of 12 year olds are already into the petty name calling. Real mature calling a very accomplished woman a Hildabeast. Really?-Bah bon, is Bourbon. I’m rather fond of Maker’s, though not every day, I wonder what Eddie’s favorite is? I’m thinking, very likely, any he doesn’t have to pay for. :P

If so, we (Humanity) have not found it as of yet!

“I always thot that every race should include “none of the above” as an option. I’m sure it would greatly enhance voter turnout.”I agree… especially since it is looking like we will have a “choice” of Rump or Pillary in the general election.

There IS a Better Way: .Make “None of the Above” a choice on every Ballot..Any candidate who Loses to “None of the Above” would be barred from running for that same (or Higher) office for 10 Years..Send them back to the Dogcatcher’s office until they learn to lie with Professional Style.

See? It’s just a matter of time until their verbal thuggery and brutality opens up like a desert flower into full-blown warfare. All it takes is a little rain.This is the mystery of the quotient.Nothing like The Rain Song to bring it down.