Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 23, 2016

Be careful, Eddie Haskell. She can kick your butt, too.

They had lunch together, so they must be romantically involved. Probably the way a lot of high school kids would look at it, though.

Kenzie is turning out to have more faces than the Hollywood guy in the last story. Is the cute girl in P1 the same mannish brute we met a few weeks ago?

It would appear that Menzie might have stolen Marty’s vodka bottle in P1. And in P2, it’s nice to see she’s gone to Boo’s School of Snappy Banter as she coyly waves her giant man hand around to remind Maxwell of just who’s in charge. Finally in P3, they seem to be missing one placebo slinging towel boy in the locker room this season.

Whoo, glad I got this in before the blizzard knocks out the power. HooDad, I hope this crap melts before opening day.

“I wanted to be a jockey, but I decided instead to be a horse.”

Coaches Held Hostage: Kaz has been missing for 91 days, I expect to see his face on the side of a milk carton starting tomorrow.

I told everyone this story was racey. Ride, Kenzie, ride.

P-3: What? Is Captain America’s son going to Milford?

Wait until all the boys find out she’s got a secret stash of frog crotch pictures. Then they won’t be so disparaging with their locker room banter.

Menzie’s parents are big fans. Yabba Dabba Doo!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTCcrXf2buQ

P2 Menzie wanting to be a comedian, but that doesn’t work out either.

Either Menzie is eating a slider or she really does have some massive hands. So yeah, what was Max thinking, you should never eat lunch with someone that can beat you up. First rule of dining. I guess. And speaking of guessing, you’ll never guess what today’s weird dialog is in Mopped Up Thorp.

Is that some kind of Devil Worshiper t-shirt with the star on it?

And what exactly is he looking at in panel three?

The sound effect “WUD” shows up today in ‘DOG EAT DOUG’.