St. Valentine was executed by clubbing to death for the crime of performing Christian marriages without a (Roman) government license. We need lots of St. Valentines today to ignore government marriage – so the whole gay “marriage” thing can be irrelevant.
The same reason B.D. from Doonesbury always wore his football helmet until he finally decided not to. The same reason Dagwood Bumstead always wore a shirt with one huge button. The same reason Beetle Bailey always wore his cap over his eyes.
Argythree over 8 years ago
No worries. Saint Valentine passed a long time ago, and probably didn’t authorize any lawsuits on his behalf…
Steven Wright over 8 years ago
That’s the problem with trying to express an ages old sentiment, it’s all “been there, done that.”
pschearer Premium Member over 8 years ago
But at least now “Happy Birthday” is free.
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
“Brewster, why do you have glitter around your mouth?”
kaffekup over 8 years ago
He always wears it, prepared in case there’s a blowout.
stuart over 8 years ago
St. Valentine was executed by clubbing to death for the crime of performing Christian marriages without a (Roman) government license. We need lots of St. Valentines today to ignore government marriage – so the whole gay “marriage” thing can be irrelevant.
R0Randy over 8 years ago
The same reason B.D. from Doonesbury always wore his football helmet until he finally decided not to. The same reason Dagwood Bumstead always wore a shirt with one huge button. The same reason Beetle Bailey always wore his cap over his eyes.
jfgecik over 8 years ago
I appreciate Tim Rickard’s going to the trouble of drawing human hands with four fingers and a thumb.
AstralPenguin83 over 4 years ago
Yeah