Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 05, 2016

I guess the Wise Ass and Pig will have to share the bucket.

Pig, get off your ass!

I’m waiting for Goat to come looking for Pig. Pig tells him how wonderful his wise ass is, and how everyone should love him. “In fact, you can kiss my ass.”

The poor cartoon censor is gonna have an asstronomical stroke when he gets here..

Of course, the key to loving your fellow pig is BBQ sauce.

So Pig is ass-uming that the ass is right.

“…sees the sun going downand the eyes in his headsee the world spinning round….”

Every man is an island……

At times, that dumb Pig can be a wise ass.

Pig is truly wise in the last panel. He is sitting on his ass and keeping his mouth shut.

Is this what they mean by ‘bucket list’?

This is what happened to (would-be) hermit St. Anthony of Egypt.

way to go pignow get off your ass and proclaim the wisdom you have learned to the world

Way to go Pig! Now you can’t see Danny Donkey with a beard.

Please Pastis, I hope this a short-run character in this comic.I’m more partial to Danny The Donkey.

Misery loves company.

xxx

very vulgar

Pig doesn’t get it. Maybe a predator such as an eagle will pluck him off….

That is a very smart ass. (sorry not sorry)

Oh Smart Ass… Wait… Wise Ass, how does I keel zeeba neighba

Still better than a wiseass in a hole.