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Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 23, 2016
Transcript:
Arlo: Starting with his imagination, Einstein figured out how the universe really works! Arlo: Mostly he was right! Now sophisticated experiments verify his most revolutionary concepts! Arlo: I wonder how we would react if he were alive today! Albert: Well, dear? Woman: You were right, Albert!
LuvThemPluggers about 9 years ago
Mrs would stil be thinking, âNo big deal.â
Steven Wright about 9 years ago
And then he could die, a happy and fulfilled man having heard those words said to so few husbands.
mjb515 about 9 years ago
âAlbert Einstein was a ladies man.He was a geniusâŠâ
wcorvi about 9 years ago
When you think about the two major breakthroughs in physics of the 20th century, and who made them, for quantum mechanics thereâs:Bohr atomHeisenberg uncertainty principlePlanck constantSchroedinger equationDeBroglie wavesPauli exclusion principleWienâs lawFermi-Dirac particles
But when you think of General Relativity, thereâs:Albert Einsteinand thatâs it.
katzenbooks45 about 9 years ago
âYou were right, dear. Now go mow the lawn.â
Vince M about 9 years ago
âWell, dear?ââWay to go, Einstein.â
gypsylobo about 9 years ago
Whatâs going on? Why canât we get back to daily life? Like Gene and Mary Lou? Whereâs the boat? Something besides junk like this.
mourdac Premium Member about 9 years ago
Isaac was a real pip.
tahoeh2o about 9 years ago
And his theory of Relatives at Tea. The more they drank, the more they talkedâŠ
Petersenbus about 9 years ago
The last few weeks, when reading the comics and I get to A&J, itâs like hitting the âsnoozeâ button on the alarm clock. Wake me up when I can proceed to the next comic on my list.
annamargaret1866 about 9 years ago
I read that it was Einsteinâs wife who actually had the ideas, and that after they split up, he never had another original thought.
Varnes about 9 years ago
The chuckle factor is in the last panelâŠ..I think itâs a great gagâŠ
Donz605 about 9 years ago
And he accomplished it all without Common Core!!!
Alphaomega about 9 years ago
Some have suggested that aliens gave Einstein his best ideas while he was âcat-nappingâ!
dtj621 about 9 years ago
For Mrs. Einstein, was Albert âMr. Rightâ or âMr. âAlwaysâ Rightâ?
Scoutmaster77 about 9 years ago
Yeah, but you still need to take out the garbage.
locake about 9 years ago
I bet he still couldnât find anything in the refrigerator. Most men donât know how to move a bottle and look behind it.
HappyDog/á”ÊłÊž ᎟á”ᶻᔠ⎠á”ʰᔠᶠá”âż á”ᶠᶊᔠPremium Member about 9 years ago
Punch line from Monty Pythonâs final public performance:âYou wouldnât know a quantum mechanic if you saw one.â
Kamino Neko about 9 years ago
And cheated on the second like she was a badly coded video game.
Man was a genius, full stop, but his personal life was not great.
ARLOS DAD about 9 years ago
Glad he came to the US from GermanyâŠ
Alphaomega about 9 years ago
âcheated on like a badly coded video gameâ. That should win the award for best analogy of the week!
Tarredandfeathered about 9 years ago
Since Einsteinâs 2nd wife died in 1936, sheâd need a Seance to have been saying Anything to him.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen about 9 years ago
@wcorviâBut when you think of General Relativity, thereâs:Albert Einsteinand thatâs it.â.Regardless, his explanation of the photoelectric effect supplied foundation of quantum mechanics..His thought experiments and objections advanced the field greatly...âAlbert Einstein never won a Nobel prize for the theory of relativityâin fact, it was only through long, political jockeying within the Nobel committee that he won the prize at all. Instead, when he was given the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics (in 1922, after a long bout of internal Nobel hand-wringing), he received it primarily for his explanation of the photoelectric effect. Extraordinarily enough, he came up with both his relativity theory, and the photoelectric effect in the same year: 1905.â
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen about 9 years ago
One of Einsteinâs problems was that they figured they could never test it.Curvature was proven relatively quickly, it took atomic clock accuracy to detect time dilation, gravity wave detection took 100 years or so.Itâs good the Nazis rejected Jewish writings and drove Jewish scientists to their enemies, slowed them down in their world conquest and strengthened our ability to resist.