Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 23, 2016

Mrs would stil be thinking, “No big deal.”

And then he could die, a happy and fulfilled man having heard those words said to so few husbands.

“Albert Einstein was a ladies man.He was a genius…”

When you think about the two major breakthroughs in physics of the 20th century, and who made them, for quantum mechanics there’s:Bohr atomHeisenberg uncertainty principlePlanck constantSchroedinger equationDeBroglie wavesPauli exclusion principleWien’s lawFermi-Dirac particles

But when you think of General Relativity, there’s:Albert Einsteinand that’s it.

“You were right, dear. Now go mow the lawn.”

“Well, dear?”“Way to go, Einstein.”

What’s going on? Why can’t we get back to daily life? Like Gene and Mary Lou? Where’s the boat? Something besides junk like this.

Isaac was a real pip.

And his theory of Relatives at Tea. The more they drank, the more they talked…

The last few weeks, when reading the comics and I get to A&J, it’s like hitting the “snooze” button on the alarm clock. Wake me up when I can proceed to the next comic on my list.

I read that it was Einstein’s wife who actually had the ideas, and that after they split up, he never had another original thought.

The chuckle factor is in the last panel…..I think it’s a great gag…

And he accomplished it all without Common Core!!!

Some have suggested that aliens gave Einstein his best ideas while he was “cat-napping”!

For Mrs. Einstein, was Albert “Mr. Right” or “Mr. ‘Always’ Right”?

Yeah, but you still need to take out the garbage.

I bet he still couldn’t find anything in the refrigerator. Most men don’t know how to move a bottle and look behind it.

Punch line from Monty Python’s final public performance:“You wouldn’t know a quantum mechanic if you saw one.”

And cheated on the second like she was a badly coded video game.

Man was a genius, full stop, but his personal life was not great.

Glad he came to the US from Germany…

“cheated on like a badly coded video game”. That should win the award for best analogy of the week!

Since Einstein’s 2nd wife died in 1936, she’d need a Seance to have been saying Anything to him.

@wcorvi“But when you think of General Relativity, there’s:Albert Einsteinand that’s it.”.Regardless, his explanation of the photoelectric effect supplied foundation of quantum mechanics..His thought experiments and objections advanced the field greatly...“Albert Einstein never won a Nobel prize for the theory of relativity—in fact, it was only through long, political jockeying within the Nobel committee that he won the prize at all. Instead, when he was given the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics (in 1922, after a long bout of internal Nobel hand-wringing), he received it primarily for his explanation of the photoelectric effect. Extraordinarily enough, he came up with both his relativity theory, and the photoelectric effect in the same year: 1905.”

One of Einstein’s problems was that they figured they could never test it.Curvature was proven relatively quickly, it took atomic clock accuracy to detect time dilation, gravity wave detection took 100 years or so.It’s good the Nazis rejected Jewish writings and drove Jewish scientists to their enemies, slowed them down in their world conquest and strengthened our ability to resist.