Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 10, 2016

Be happy Pig, you will be reincarnated as bacon.

There was once a comic strip called “Unpleasant Ways to Die.” It was truly funny.:Oddly, Lintzilla wasn’t anywhere in it.

this is why I flush the lint!

Lame.

And Bob went to the Heaven of Missing Socks.

Nice suggestion… in his eyes of course. I wonder what he gets out of it.

We’ll meet our expiration date with dignity and a knowing smile. Excellint!

There are fates worse than death for comic characters,like being the liner in a bird cage.

I leave the lint on top of the back wall of my property. This time of year, birds are looking for stuff to build nests out of.

Did you know that newspaper ink is carcinogenic?Or that radiation from electronic monitor screens causes brain damage?Comics kill. Don’t read comics.

Well Stephan no more Angry Bob to write about….Next time burn the lint in a wood burner !

My Grandfather knew for years the exact day he was going to die…..the judge told him. I’m here all week…don’t forget to tip the waitresses.

Has anyone ever noticed that she. rat writes his stories, he’s always covered in ink despite no evidence of erasing?

Lintzilla…that cracked me up!

There is actually a story, I read, that was along these lines. I was lint or a rag or a combination of both. It wasn’t from a lint collector though.

I thought Lint ended on Easter….

I wonder how many people have actually cleaned the dryer exhaust pipe from the dryer to outdoors…..That holds an awful lot of lint …

And then Lintzilla joined forces with Annie Mae, the sea anemone and went after the Crocs.

And this is why I don’t clean my belly button!

Dumb ways to die…so many dumb ways to die…

So that’s what angry bob looks like

Bob has no hair on the back of his head – he looks odd – almost like its the front of his head without the face

this should be a lesson to all… Never piss off the lint monster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jwDumb ways to die

Don’t tell your tween boys that it burns like steel wool.

Don’t tell Bob about that show 10,000 ways to Die.

Dumb Ways to Die so many dumb ways to die

Tell you what, Cartoon-Boy. I’ll give you 25 bucks for the film rights to your character Lintzilla, and a 0.5% share of the profits (as calculated by my accountants)…. Whaddya say?

I think I’ll offer him an ‘angrybob.com’ deal if it doesn’t exist already. Plus, I actually laughed at this.

Sounds like some anxiety-ridden-OCD personality, of sorts.

Too funny.Stephan Pastis should not be contracted to do a Health & Safety series..

angry Bob isn’t as fun as triathlon Bob

Especially in this comic!