Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 10, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  over 8 years ago

    Be happy Pig, you will be reincarnated as bacon.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 8 years ago

    There was once a comic strip called “Unpleasant Ways to Die.” It was truly funny.:Oddly, Lintzilla wasn’t anywhere in it.

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    Phatts  over 8 years ago

    this is why I flush the lint!

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    jackhs  over 8 years ago

    Lame.

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    æ²  over 8 years ago

    And Bob went to the Heaven of Missing Socks.

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    bigcatbusiness  over 8 years ago

    Nice suggestion… in his eyes of course. I wonder what he gets out of it.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 8 years ago

    We’ll meet our expiration date with dignity and a knowing smile. Excellint!

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    Bilan  over 8 years ago

    There are fates worse than death for comic characters,like being the liner in a bird cage.

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    dadoctah  over 8 years ago

    I leave the lint on top of the back wall of my property. This time of year, birds are looking for stuff to build nests out of.

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    Ida No  over 8 years ago

    Did you know that newspaper ink is carcinogenic?Or that radiation from electronic monitor screens causes brain damage?Comics kill. Don’t read comics.

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    juicebruce  over 8 years ago

    Well Stephan no more Angry Bob to write about….Next time burn the lint in a wood burner !

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    Egrayjames  over 8 years ago

    My Grandfather knew for years the exact day he was going to die…..the judge told him. I’m here all week…don’t forget to tip the waitresses.

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    Chad Cheetah  over 8 years ago

    Has anyone ever noticed that she. rat writes his stories, he’s always covered in ink despite no evidence of erasing?

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    Chad Cheetah  over 8 years ago

    Lintzilla…that cracked me up!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago

    There is actually a story, I read, that was along these lines. I was lint or a rag or a combination of both. It wasn’t from a lint collector though.

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    whiteheron  over 8 years ago

    I thought Lint ended on Easter….

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    whiteheron  over 8 years ago

    I wonder how many people have actually cleaned the dryer exhaust pipe from the dryer to outdoors…..That holds an awful lot of lint …

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    Kaputnik  over 8 years ago

    And then Lintzilla joined forces with Annie Mae, the sea anemone and went after the Crocs.

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    nosirrom  over 8 years ago

    And this is why I don’t clean my belly button!

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    mail2jbl  over 8 years ago

    Dumb ways to die…so many dumb ways to die…

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    MattP1208  over 8 years ago

    So that’s what angry bob looks like

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    rlomicka  over 8 years ago

    Bob has no hair on the back of his head – he looks odd – almost like its the front of his head without the face

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    A_NY_Outlaw  over 8 years ago

    this should be a lesson to all… Never piss off the lint monster.

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    catzilla23  over 8 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jwDumb ways to die

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    zeexenon  over 8 years ago

    Don’t tell your tween boys that it burns like steel wool.

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Don’t tell Bob about that show 10,000 ways to Die.

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    dalbeast  over 8 years ago

    Dumb Ways to Die so many dumb ways to die

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    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    Tell you what, Cartoon-Boy. I’ll give you 25 bucks for the film rights to your character Lintzilla, and a 0.5% share of the profits (as calculated by my accountants)…. Whaddya say?

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    ulomz  over 8 years ago

    I think I’ll offer him an ‘angrybob.com’ deal if it doesn’t exist already. Plus, I actually laughed at this.

    Sounds like some anxiety-ridden-OCD personality, of sorts.

    Too funny.Stephan Pastis should not be contracted to do a Health & Safety series..

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    nopainogain  over 8 years ago

    angry Bob isn’t as fun as triathlon Bob

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    alantain  about 1 year ago

    Especially in this comic!

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