Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 16, 2016

DUI coming.

How about asking Happy-Boo if she will win some games.

So is Del the father of a Milford athlete? Or is he going to cause an accident that will affect a Milford athlete? Or maybe Joe the bartender will get sued for over-serving Del, leading to another appearance by junior lawyer Knox Foley.

You have 3 panels to tell a story and one of them is just two hands going “WAP!”

In P1 is the bench saying that two girls sitting on it makes it happiest of all?

The catcher in P1 having The Vagina Monologues with Boo while making the sit on it and spin sign.

P2, well, at least it’s not FAP!

Could Del be Marty’s long lost brother? He certainly drinks like him. Or is it the legendary Del Lord? And anybody on this panel who doesn’t recognize that name, should look it up.

As this “plot” evolves, I feel like the dental scene from the Marathon Man…. Keep repeating, “Is It Safe” for the next 3 months.

In all reality , just to be on the safe side I’m staying inside until Sunday , thanks for the warning Dell.

I have a dream!!!!Del is clearly Gil’s longlost brother, as well, Del sells styling gel by the truckload to the newley reconditioned Malibu Kaz.Gotta go….btime to musk up!Ron B.

That Central City Speakeasy must be a real hot spot. A businessman slowly getting stoned, a bartender/ award winning actor and a clothed or not waitress. But no Piano man.

Tru(e) is going to have a hard time keeping that lady happy unless he can figure out how to “spin the hitter’s cap.”

So – we jumped from a storyline about one awkward 6-foot girl to another?

What’s with all the whitespace at the bottom of the word balloon in P2? Was another line of dialog planned? Something you notice when you are trying to fit fake dialog in an existing comic. Not that nobody else would care. And speaking of caring, hopefully you care that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is ready.

I hope that double case of EKS in P2 doesn’t affect Boo and Andrea’s season

It’s time to try and guess which Milford athlete(s) will be killed/injured by this drunk driver.

Then again, he says “home to Milford”. Is he the father of a Milford player? Will his accident/arrest mess up some poor kid’s life? Tune in Monday!

P-1 (MUT) award worthy! Save for MUT Hall of FameP-2 Milford will be disqualified from Baseball Play-downs for utilizing Power Rangers as ringers.P-3 The accident doesn’t kill anyone but the solvent spill will make looking at the victim almost as upsetting as the story line.

Or Otis Campbell.

@The Brown Starfish: I’m emotionally split on that. It’s hard to beat “I’ll be your Dentist”.