Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 11, 2016

Geez, what’s with Central City? That burg is nothing but trouble.

Boo shouldn’t be throwing knuckleballs. How is she going to drill opponents with a pitch like that?

Austin 3:16 says you better clear up that tab pronto dude.

That shortstop is a little too close to the second baseman to be firing a bullet at him.

Well, meanwhile finally came. I guess that means we’ll never see or hear of Menzie and Bacon again. We hardly knew ye. Or missed ye.

That’s too bad I thought Menzie would become an all state catcher for Boo. But noooo.

Is that Walter White behind the bar in Central City or did Marty Moon shave his head and get into a business he knows something about.

Looks like we’re going to meet Marti Moons brother Mark Moon! Time to refresh comments!Fabreeze

Let’s start a campaign! “Menzie for Catcher!!”

In all reality , P 3 " Sure Ming hit me again , say what time does Flash Gordon usually stop in for a snort ?

In all reality , P 3 again , Ming says " Hey Sport , pull my finger why don’t ya "

Ahhh. The first video of a fresh,new season. Hope Springs eternal with dandelions, the smell of Aqua Velva emitting from IROC’s and new bird nests firmly affixed on pitcher’s heads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ1XwGDcA4

Usually we have to wait for Mop to photo shop in the skulls on the T-shirts. Neal and Rod are beginning to take away our fun by putting them in up front.

Grass grows in the infield, and the outfield is apparently barren. Mopman must have been trying to keep up with Moon again before he busted the mower out of the shed.

Or maybe I unjustly disparage Mopman. Maybe that’s the reason for the sly grin on the guy in P3. What a prankster.

Boy, that will fool them. Not many softball pitchers can throw a knuckler. The catcher has been told to protect herself. On the boy’s team, he’d wear a cup. Does this young lady wear…a saucer?

Boo is apparently taking fashion tips from Danae in “Non Sequitur.”

Yeah, the softball team needs Kenzie as a pinch runner. When the opposition’s second baseman gets a hot bat, send in a rugby player to take her out of the game with a hard slide.

P1 – What the hell? What kind of shortstop does a full windup and follow through in perfect pitcher form to turn a double play? Takes too long and will kill the secondbaseman.P2 – No, not more Boo. No bird’s nest on the head this year, I get sick of sizing and adjusting that thing to paste it on so many times.P3 – Mystery man, the source of this season’s trouble I assume. We don’t get a closeup of him yet, so no nickname for now. Too bad bartender man (Walter White) will be gone forever after tomorrow.And speaking of bad, today’s Mopped Up Thorp isn’t too bad. It isn’t too good, but it isn’t too bad.

" Some Congressman named Hastert sent me down here to deliver a LazyBoy chair to a Gil Thorp. I’m trying to get drunk before I get to the gym."

In all reality @ Ellisburkes what about The Joint Chiefs of Staff

P3: Is this the new booth from which Marty Moon will broadcast the Milford games?

Dora sent me. My uncle used to play Tonto’s horse. Me Big League Scout

I even think R&W may have set that up for us.