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Peter should go for BYU, BYU-Hawaii, or BYU-Idaho for Iâve heard students not affiliated with The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints get easy tuition.
Fantasyland, wasnât that the George Clooney movie? Oh, wait, thatâs Tomorrowland. Well, who can blame me for not remembering? It was a pretty forgettable flick.
No, MadCow: he left off âchampionship sports teamâ.
But at least hot babes can be found on practically all campuses aside from seminaries. Morning classes are somewhat under the students control, at least after the sophomore year. For a cushy, high-paying job you probably need to be related to someone who can throw you some nepotism.
Donât know why âhigher educationâ doesnât have classes on taxi driving or fast food service for those who donât have high paying jobs in the wings. Yep, employers are screaming for liberal arts grads.
Rereading this one made me think of a joke I heard a while back âŠ
Did you hear about the recent tragedy at a rock concert? A falcon flew onstage from the sky and, sadly, ended the lives of Keith Richards and Mick Jagger.
Max Starman Jones almost 9 years ago
It was nice to include the âaffordable tuition.â At least heâs being considerate of Mom and Dad.
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
Peter should go for BYU, BYU-Hawaii, or BYU-Idaho for Iâve heard students not affiliated with The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints get easy tuition.
Gigantor almost 9 years ago
Fantasyland, wasnât that the George Clooney movie? Oh, wait, thatâs Tomorrowland. Well, who can blame me for not remembering? It was a pretty forgettable flick.
Arbitrary almost 9 years ago
1 can be solved if they have a culinary course.
2 isnât up to them.
3 would probably be better for off campus housing. Cheaper too.
4 is up to him since he sets his own schedule
5 best choose an engineering course.
6. HA!
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Sad thing is, this is actually what a lot of kids look for in a college.
AtariDragon almost 9 years ago
No, MadCow: he left off âchampionship sports teamâ.
But at least hot babes can be found on practically all campuses aside from seminaries. Morning classes are somewhat under the students control, at least after the sophomore year. For a cushy, high-paying job you probably need to be related to someone who can throw you some nepotism.
legaleagle48 almost 9 years ago
No. 6 is what makes Peterâs wishlist a REAL fantasy!
SKJAM! Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Isnât Peter a baby boomer whoâs been trapped in comic strip time?
Thanksfortheinfo2000 almost 9 years ago
Well, that rules out DIsneyworld, tooâŠ
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe almost 9 years ago
Donât know why âhigher educationâ doesnât have classes on taxi driving or fast food service for those who donât have high paying jobs in the wings. Yep, employers are screaming for liberal arts grads.
alangwatkins almost 9 years ago
College? I canât remember, did his glitter covered lucky sweatshirt help him pass his finals?
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 9 years ago
He barely fit for an apprenticeship in solid waste management.
Rose Roever almost 9 years ago
How about FREE college tuition via Bernie Sanders? Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!
librarian4hire almost 9 years ago
Wonât help if you want to go to a private college. Just state schools.
danketaz Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Well, Florida does have several schools that top the Party list. Go for it!
phoenixnyc almost 9 years ago
The University of Massachusetts at Amherst, Peter. They donât call it Zoo Mass for nothing.
rgcviper almost 9 years ago
Rereading this one made me think of a joke I heard a while back âŠ
Did you hear about the recent tragedy at a rock concert? A falcon flew onstage from the sky and, sadly, ended the lives of Keith Richards and Mick Jagger.
Killed two Stones with one bird.
Ducking now âŠ
alecgiacometti over 6 years ago
Because heâs sure not going to get a scholarship
nandayconures! almost 6 years ago
fEeD tWo BiRdS WiTh OnE sCoNe
-itz_cuki- over 3 years ago
Jason is drinking tomato juice again
Bullseye almost 2 years ago
what is that drink he id always drinking