Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for February 24, 2023

As long as he wasn’t actually able to turn her INTO a carrot, I think they’re OK.

Watch it, Steve, or he might wish you into the cornfield.

This stuff actually works? I’m going to go listen to more of that music now.

Mrs. Peterson, why would you let a kid that young listen to death metal.

When I was 8 my siblings & I made a home movie. My 11-year-old brother played a magician; I was his assistant. We did a bunch of “magic” tricks. Near the end (in the movie) I didn’t want to be his assistant any more, so I (stage) kicked him. He “zapped” me, but I held up a mirror, bouncing the “zap” back to him, turning him into a baby (played by our baby brother, who did look a lot like the older brother). Funny thing: when I held up the mirror, I accidentally caught a reflection of the sun so in the movie there WAS a flash!

“But she got better.”

Kid needs a spell checker.

It’s dangerous if you get into and practice that stuff because you could actually open doors that can be very difficult to close!

well why did mom let him listen to the radio unsupervised? this was the 80’s and from Dr Hook to van halen to the sex pistols there was a lot out there.

Are we getting to the place where “Deathtongue” becomes “Billy and the Boingers”?

Evan is living the dream.

Evan looks pleased about his accomplishments and the fact that his mother is talking about them. Attention is what he wants.

so… why is she letting him listen to it?

Carrot Top used to headline Vegas, so maybe that’s her career goal

Tipper Gore saved us from satanic music, but she left Al free to rampage!

I fail to see the issue.

This is how I imagine the PMRC started

A carrot? Turn her into chocolate cake!

Little Evan Peterson is dangerous, Steve-o; he seems to have acquired satanic powers!

Deathtöngue has the power!